No relatives?!?!?!?!?! Hell yes! Sign me up! 

 

EDIT: In reality, the free ticket will be used to go to another wedding in my friend's never ending quest to remind me of my singleness. . .

you don't have friends, remember?

you don't have friends, remember? 

I know you are but what am I?

No relatives?!?!?!?!?! Hell yes! Sign me up! 

 

EDIT: In reality, the free ticket will be used to go to another wedding in my friend's never ending quest to remind me of my singleness. . .

At least you get to have more fun, er something.

At least you get to have more fun, er something.

Eh, I actually don't mind. I consider marriage a lifestyle choice that isn't for me. So, my friends can pledge their undying souls to people and I will enjoy their free cocktails and dinner.

My buddy hooked up his keg of Fosters "Dirty Bastard" tonight.

 

Needless to say this has taken me much longer to write than it really should have. LOTS of typo's.

No relatives?!?!?!?!?! Hell yes! Sign me up! 

 

EDIT: In reality, the free ticket will be used to go to another wedding in my friend's never ending quest to remind me of my singleness. . .

 

I may have edited it a bit to make it more appealing.

i just found the lecture notes that my calculus proffesor reads DIRECTLY from during the lectures, online. Hooray for not having to go anymore and listen to him read to us instead of teach.

 

i love the internet

A tacky joke I saw on another board:

 

Q: What is George W. Bush's position on Roe v. Wade?

 

A: He really doesn't care how people get out of New Orleans

A tacky joke I saw on another board:

 

Q: What is George W. Bush's position on Roe v. Wade?

 

A: He really doesn't care how people get out of New Orleans

A tacky joke I saw on another board:

 

Q: What is George W. Bush's position on Roe v. Wade?

 

A: He really doesn't care how people get out of New Orleans

 

A tacky joke I saw on another board:

 

Q: What is George W. Bush's position on Roe v. Wade?

 

A: He really doesn't care how people get out of New Orleans

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Not "tacky" at all! Just very, very funny.

Not "tacky" at all!  Just very, very funny.

 

I didn't really think it was all that tacky but a couple posters there got bent outta shape over it.

I didn't really think it was all that tacky but a couple posters there got bent outta shape over it.

It is probably tacky on that Hot Irish Chicks Getting Married Board you hang out at picking out tiarras and wedding gowns

 

Hmm, green for Ireland or green for sarcasm??

It is probably tacky on that Hot Irish Chicks Getting Married Board you hang out at picking out tiarras and wedding gowns

 

Hmm, green for Ireland or green for sarcasm?? 

 

LMAO!

What do you say to an old "friend" whom you haven't spoken with for years because you've become totally different and clashing people? But who is so completely miserable and lonely that you feel really bad for them?

 

On a related note: I need more emotionally repressed/stoic friends (i.e. men).

What do you say to an old "friend" whom you haven't spoken with for years because you've become totally different and clashing people? But who is so completely miserable and lonely that you feel really bad for them?

 

On a related note: I need more emotionally repressed/stoic friends (i.e. men).

 

I'd probably start with a simple "How ya doin?"

I'd probably start with a simple "How ya doin?"

I'd go right for the 'Must suck to be you' jab. Hey, it can only get better from there.

Edited September 14, 200520 yr by FlaSoxxJim

Sunday night Mr. Farmer called

Said, 'listen, son, you're wasting time,

There's a future for you in the fire escape trade. Come up to town!'

 

But I remembered a voice from the past.

'Gambling only pays when you're winning.'

Had to thank Old Miss Mort for schooling a failure.

(Keep them mowing blades sharp)

What do you say to an old "friend" whom you haven't spoken with for years because you've become totally different and clashing people? But who is so completely miserable and lonely that you feel really bad for them?

 

On a related note: I need more emotionally repressed/stoic friends (i.e. men).

I wouldn't say anything to them.

If you've grown apart, there's no reason to continue or renew a friendship that could never be what it was. Just remember the good times you had and let that person fade away.

Trust me on this one.....this is a specialty of mine......

I wouldn't say anything to them.

If you've grown apart, there's no reason to continue or renew a friendship that could never be what it was. Just remember the good times you had and let that person fade away.

Trust me on this one.....this is a specialty of mine......

See, that was my thinking. But she somehow tracked me down, found my *new* school e-mail address, e-mails me and IMs me whenever I'm online. And she's so unhappy I don't want to be like, I don't want to be your friend any more--but she isn't really getting the ignoring hints either. . .

See, that was my thinking. But she somehow tracked me down, found my *new* school e-mail address, e-mails me and IMs me whenever I'm online. And she's so unhappy I don't want to be like, I don't want to be your friend any more--but she isn't really getting the ignoring hints either. . .

email her and say your computer broke, then go ahead and block her on AIM.

 

i'm awful.

Send her a riddle, something like:

 

Who do you bother all the time and thinks you f***ing suck?

 

ME!!!

 

 

 

obviously the swearing isn't needed...but it is always fun and pays the bills for many comedians.

What do you say to an old "friend" whom you haven't spoken with for years because you've become totally different and clashing people? But who is so completely miserable and lonely that you feel really bad for them?

 

On a related note: I need more emotionally repressed/stoic friends (i.e. men).

 

Email her a link to this post

Email her a link to this post

Or just quote SnB's post, and tell her that he's your boyfriend or something (although I'd imagine Ian would get pretty jealous at this arrangement).