It turns out that I have a torn Labral in my shoulder. It is a tissue that basically holds the shoulder together. I'm having an MRI next Monday for further testing. I'm hoping physical therapy will be enough to fix it, but it's not likely. I might have to have arthroscopic surgery..

Edited April 18, 200520 yr by whitesoxin'

It turns out that I have a torn Labral in my shoulder. It is a tissue that basically holds the shoulder together. The labrum is analogous to the meniscus in the knee, so I basically have the same condition as Maggs, just in my shoulder. I'm having an MRI next Monday for further testing. I'm hoping physical therapy will be enough to fix it, but it's not likely. I might have to have arthroscopic surgery..

I hear Switzerland has some great docs....

I hear Switzerland has some great docs....

Austria

Austria

Man, I can't even get a joke right today.

You are ugly too.

 

You are hurting lil qwerty's feelings by posting all of these other dogs.

I finally "got" something Brando posted two years ago. Damn it was funny

 

He who laughs last probably didn't get it.

Some blonde jokes;

 

* She thought a quarterback was a refund.

* She thought General Motors was in the army.

* She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

* She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

* At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here:" she wrote "Sagittarius."

* She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

* She sent a fax with a stamp on it.

* Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics."

* She tripped over a cordless phone.

* She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "Concentrate."

* She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."

* She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

* She studied for a blood test.

* She sold the car for gas money.

* When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead.

* When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.

* When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

* She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.

* She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.

* She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for

"This Goes In Front."

* She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.

Some blonde jokes;

 

When I heard them they were all Aussie jokes?

Here's a blonde joke. Some of you may have already heard it before.

 

2 blondes were sitting out on their porch at night looking at the stars. The first blonde says, "I wonder what closer, the moon or Florida." The second blonde says, "You stupid blonde, you can't see Florida from here."

When I heard them they were all Aussie jokes?

No Fosters or Vegemite mentioned should be a straight giveaway it ain't.

TOP TEN THINGS THE NEW POPE WON'T DO

 

10. "Christian fish" logos will all be certified by the EPA as dolphin-safe

 

9. Key lyric of Norman Greenbaum's hippie-Christian anthem, Spirit in the Sky, changed from "I've got a friend named Jesus" to less-divisive "I've got a friend named Walter"

 

8. Good Friday officially renamed "Passable Friday;" Ash Wednesday officially renamed "the Day Before Thursday"

 

7. Placards displaying "John 3:16" outlawed at sporting events; spectators wishing to display their spiritual beliefs may substitute oversized foam-finger bearing the corporate slogan "Dude, You're Getting a Dell!"

 

6. The requirement that an actual belief in Christ is required to be a Christian is deemed discriminatory and judgmental; churches will offer alternative methods of qualification, such as "celebrating the magical joy of a baby's smile" or "just sitting in the park, thinkin' about Nature and s***"

 

5. Christ's words are modified to make them less "harsh" and "hostile" to non-believers; "I am the Way and the Light" changed to "I am the Way and the Light, if you believe in that kind of thing, and assuming that's your bag"

 

4. To be more "inclusive," Christian Heaven becomes history's first open-enrollment paradise; no particular belief system is required for entry, but applicants must have either a high-school diploma or eight weeks of N.E.A.-approved adult education (in cooking, basic automotive maintenance, or modern Spanish flamenco guitar)

 

3. Common name "Christopher" -- from the Latin for "Christ-Bearer" -- declared intolerant and offensive; by Papal Bull, all men named Christopher have their first names immediately changed to "Mitch" (also acceptable: Walter; see Number 9 above)

 

2. New Testament rewritten to delete references to Caiaphas and other Jewish priests; henceforth, Christ is accused of blasphemy by Hans Gruber and the German mercenaries from Die Hard

 

1. Christian Trinity officially changed from Father, Son, and Holy Spirit to Easter Bunny, Santie Clause, and the Ghost of Reverend Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. (a.k.a., "The Spirit of Diversity")

So as to not offend the easily offendable, I'll put this here and not in one of the official Popewatch threads. Good to see I'm not the only one who thinks Benny 16 looks too much like Emperor Palpatine for his own good.

 

Just finished grading (after a loooooooooooong night) 171 essay tests. And now am going on Vacation to Atlanta.

 

Back Tuesday.

 

Don't miss me too much.

Just finished grading (after a loooooooooooong night) 171 essay tests. And now am going on Vacation to Atlanta.

 

Back Tuesday.

 

Don't miss me too much.

 

Have fun!

Just finished grading (after a loooooooooooong night) 171 essay tests. And now am going on Vacation to Atlanta.

 

Back Tuesday.

 

Don't miss me too much.

Yeah, even Atlanta sounds more fun than grading 171 papers!

A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in

an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them

at first, but her attention is

galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

 

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come

once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and

pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."

 

"You foul-mouthed, sex-obsessed swine," retorted the lady

indignantly. "In this country....we don't speak aloud in public

places about our sex lives."

 

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abou ta sex? I'm

a just a tellin' my frienda how to spell Mississippi."

A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in

an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them

at first, but her attention is

galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

 

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come

once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and

pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."

 

"You foul-mouthed, sex-obsessed swine," retorted the lady

indignantly. "In this country....we don't speak aloud in public

places about our sex lives."

 

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abou ta sex? I'm

a just a tellin' my frienda how to spell Mississippi."

My hunting buddy told me this one last year. That is a really good one.

I just bought Snyder's Hot Buffalo Wing pretzles, best.purchase.ever.

I just bought Snyder's Hot Buffalo Wing pretzles, best.purchase.ever.

 

soft or crunchy? soft sound excellent, crunchy I'd have to try.

I just bought Snyder's Hot Buffalo Wing pretzles, best.purchase.ever.

 

their garlic bread ones are delicous.

i'll have to try those.

soft or crunchy? soft sound excellent, crunchy I'd have to try.

crunchy and delicious

After 2 days of Holidayin at my friends Holiday House in the Middle of Nowhere, I've jumped to this conclusion. I can't survive without a fix of American Sports for more than 48 hours. :headshake

After 2 days of Holidayin at my friends Holiday House in the Middle of Nowhere, I've jumped to this conclusion. I can't survive without a fix of American Sports for more than 48 hours.    :headshake

Damn Straight

Sitting in an MRI is very boring and uncomfortable.

Tip: Don't take nyquill unless your positive you'll have ample time to fall asleep.