Actually, I don't need a caption. I just found this pic on Yahoo Entertainment and thought I'd share.

 

For $5,000 you too can have personal floatation devices installed!

Photographers thinking:

 

"Thank God I brought the zoom lens!"

God Bless Texas!

What's the guy in the upper left doing to his microphone?

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I recommended this event to be in Alaska, but NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Girl: I have a HUGE rack.

or what is the guy in the lower left doing with that camera? I bet he has a zoom lens too...

What is it from?

 

what an awesome pic! Why cant all girls look like this?

What is it from?

 

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor...r1253798993.jpg

 

I recommend Google-ing her name, HIGHLY.

Why cant all girls look like this?

 

 

Because the good Lord wanted ugly men to have a chance to get laid too.

         

 

what an awesome pic!      Why cant all girls look like this?

 

Not every girls has tens of thousands of dollars for breast implants

Not every girls has tens of thousands of dollars for breast implants

Or bleaching their hair beyond human recognition. Or fake baking to get a pretty tan that will, eventually, leave leather looking skin.

Or bleaching their hair beyond human recognition. Or fake baking to get a pretty tan that will, eventually, leave leather looking skin.

At least girls don't go bald (the best pro Guy joke I could come up with in short time frame).

 

 

 

Caption...

 

Anyone know a good pool cleaner??

 

Caption:

 

Whatever is growing in that pool is also forming on this woman's armpit. STAY OUT OF THE WATER!!

For what it's worth she looks better as brunette....

Or bleaching their hair beyond human recognition. Or fake baking to get a pretty tan that will, eventually, leave leather looking skin.

The plan is to dump her before any of that happens and go for a younger model

At least girls don't go bald (the best pro Guy joke I could come up with in short time frame). 

 

 

 

Many do. That's why the wig business, is in business.

 

. . . and best of all, she is made from 65% post consumer recycled material . . .

Not every girls has tens of thousands of dollars for breast implants

 

 

Here's the plan: starve yourself down to 95 lbs., take the money you saved on food and get fake cans, 3.5K oughta do it. Rope some dick driven billionairre into marriage, leave him and take his loot. It's tough being a chick.

Because the good Lord wanted ugly men to have a chance to get laid too. 

Here's the plan:  starve yourself down to 95 lbs., take the money you saved on food and get fake cans, 3.5K oughta do it. Rope some dick driven billionairre into marriage, leave him and take his loot. It's tough being a chick.

 

 

 

2 girls I know got them and they weren't less than $5K. It aint cheap to look like an insecure whore these days..

 

 

Disclaimer: Not all females that get them look like whores.. but I would say most are insecure. Exceptions are those that have reconstructive surgery from breast cancer.

2 girls I know got them and they weren't less than $5K. It aint cheap to look like an insecure whore these days..

Disclaimer: Not all females that get them look like whores.. but I would say most are insecure. Exceptions are those that have reconstructive surgery from breast cancer.

Like everything else, prices vary. Out in L.A. since there are so many surgeons doing it, it's less. I know women who have flown out there, because even after you throw in the air fare, it's still cheaper. There are also very reputable places doing it in Mexico and other countries.

I can't say I blame women for getting them.

Or bleaching their hair beyond human recognition. Or fake baking to get a pretty tan that will, eventually, leave leather looking skin.

 

thats the look that will get 99.9% of all men's attention.