Before the sick dentist thread gets hijacked too far

"Go ahead. Make my day."

My signature has it....

 

Source: Dean Wurmer, Animal House

Edited March 16, 200521 yr by tonyho7476

"I wish the dead could back to life so that I could kill you again you son of a b****!"

 

- Breakfast At The Manchester Morgue aka. Let Sleeping Corpses Lie aka. a million other titles.

 

Anything ever to fall out of the mouth of Groucho Marx, either on film, TV, or from You Bet Your Life. The man was brilliant.

Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe? - John Bender, The Breakfast Club

"I'm here to do two things....kick ass and chew bubblegum........and i'm ALL out of bubblegum!!"

 

Roddy Piper from "They Live"

 

 

 

 

juddling

 

From Interview with a Vampire: "May flights of demons wing you to your rest"....

"....this one goes to 11....."

"....this one goes to 11....."

I find myself quoting that and people around me giving me a blank look.

I find myself quoting that and people around me giving me a blank look.

 

What we have here is a failure to communicate.

Coolhand Luke

Edited March 16, 200521 yr by ChiSoxyGirl

"Yeah, well your mother was an astronaut" Sydney Deane, White Men Can't Jump

"Grizzly Adams did have a beard." - Lee Trevino - Happy Gilmore

"Otis! My Man!"

 

"Can we dance with yo dates?"

"Excuse me while I whip this out" Sheriff Bart, Blazing Saddles

"Excuse me while I whip this out"  Sheriff Bart, Blazing Saddles

Oh, I could go on forever with that one.

Worker on the railroad says to the Sherriff, "Hey we heard you were hung" Sherriff "And they were right too". Blazing Saddles is one of the best

Worker on the railroad says to the Sherriff, "Hey we heard you were hung" Sherriff "And they were right too". Blazing Saddles is one of the best

"We'll work up the number 6 on 'em."

 

"Number 6? I'm not sure I'm familiar with the number 6."

 

"Well, that's where we go ridin' into town a whompin' and a whoopin' every living thing within an inch of it's life. Except the women folk, of course."

 

"You spare the women?"

 

"Nah, we rape the s*** outta them at the number 6 dance later on."

I find myself quoting that and people around me giving me a blank look.

 

There are actually people in this world who have NOT heard that damn line??? I'm guessing they would have to be non-musicians. EVERY friggin' musician in the world has quoted that damn line. Finally it seems to have run it's course for the most part. But sure enough, some funny new guitarist out there, when getting around people will have to belt out that line. To which most people in the room will roll eyes and give a "yeah, yeah...good one...".

I do not, for one, think that the problem was that the band was down. I think that the problem may have been, that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf. Alright? That tended to understate the hugeness of the object.

From favortie line from Blazing Saddles is the one that got cut, but Mel Brooks talks about it on the DVD (I'll put the line in bold)

 

It was the original last line in the scene between Lili and Bart:

 

[Lili von Schtupp has lured Bart back to her room]

 

Lili Von Shtupp: Is it true how zey say zat you people are... gifted?

[Lights go out, sound of zipper opening]

 

Lili Von Shtupp: Oh. It's twue. It's twue.

 

Bart: Lady, you're sucking on my arm!

 

That is awesome Rib

From Happy Gilmore:

 

"I eat pieces of s*** like you for breakfast!"

 

"You eat pieces of s*** for breakfast?"

 

long pause

 

"No!"

Edited March 16, 200521 yr by robinventura23

"There's s*** everywhere!"

From Shrek 2, Gingerbread man in the high pitched voice. "Pinocchio's wearing a thooong."