I gave a girl a ride in my wagon

She crawled in and took control

She was tired 'cause her mind was a-draggin'

I said, get some sleep and dream of rock and roll

 

'Cause like a princess she was layin' there

Moonlight dancin' off her hair

She woke up and took me by the hand

She's gonna love me in my Chevy van

And that's all right with me

 

Her young face was like that of an angel

Her long legs were tanned and brown

Better keep your eyes on the road, son

Better slow this vehicle down

 

'Cause like a princess she was layin' there

Moonlight dancin' off her hair

She woke up and took me by the hand

We made love in my Chevy van

And that's all right with me

 

I put her out in a town that was so small

You could throw a rock from end to end

A dirt-road main street, she walked off in bare feet

It's a shame I won't be passin' through again

 

'Cause like a princess she was layin' there

Moonlight dancin' off her hair

She woke up and took me by the hand

We made love in my Chevy van

And that's all right with me

   

'Cause like a princess she was layin' there

Moonlight dancin' off her hair

She woke up and took me by the hand

We made love in my Chevy van

And that's all right with me

I haven't but my car is definitely big enough for it

I haven't but my car is definitely big enough for it 

 

No car is too small.

No car is too small. 

I'm 5'8"--and my motto is many things can be too small for sex. One of them being cars....

I'm 5'8"--and my motto is many things can be too small for sex. One of them being cars....

 

Try a Mercury Maurader X-100 from 1969 - I swear my queen sized bedroom set could fit back there lol.

Im still a virgin, im struggling to get it done on a bed for gods sake and you guys are talking about getting it in a car

Im still a virgin, im struggling to get it done on a bed for gods sake and you guys are talking about getting it in a car  

 

lol you're not alone, I second that.

Try a Mercury Maurader X-100 from 1969 - I swear my queen sized bedroom set could fit back there lol. 

Gotta love a gal who thinks about the best car for it. Does the tiara fit as well?

I'm 5'8"--and my motto is many things can be too small for sex. One of them being cars....

Like a breadbox?

*thinks about Mallrats*

 

Like the back of a Volkswagen?

Sex in a car always seemd like a teenage thing to me. I tried to arrange that before I turned 20, but didn't manage to pull it off until about 2 weeks after I turned 20. While no car may be 'too small', you sure don't want to do it in a Yugo if you have any other choice. Glad I was still 'flexible'.

Throw in some Vodka and a couple bowls of Borscht and its a night of fun in Belgrade.

Yeah, when I was a teenager without an apartment and I really had nowhere else. Once I had an apartment, why?? Besides, I need room to work.

I have a friend ( a woman) who once drove a MASSIVE conversion van. THis thing was HUGE, but she loved it. It was lovingly reffered to as "The Shaggin Wagon" in high school. To the best of my knowledge, sex was never conducted in that van. However it apperently saw other things that former President Clinton does not consider sex or adultry.

I had sex in my car 2 times last night... once at 10 and then again at 3:30 in the morning..

 

Its not the best but it gets the job done

I had sex in my car 2 times last night... once at 10 and then again at 3:30 in the morning..

 

Its not the best but it gets the job done

 

So THATS why u wanted to borrow it

So THATS why u wanted to borrow it 

 

haha shut up man

haha shut up man

 

Easy for you to say.. Semen + Leather =

Easy for you to say..  Semen + Leather =     

 

Dude, not only did I break quite a few laws last night.. I did a lot of potentially dangerous things... what a crazy crazy night

Dude, not only did I break quite a few laws last night.. I did a lot of potentially dangerous things... what a crazy crazy night

 

I'm allllll ears :sleep

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'm allllll ears  :sleep

 

- Underaged Drinking

- Unprotected Sex

- Sex in the driveway of some random persons house, in my car (2X)

- Driving Drunk

- I THINK I agreed to go on a date with some girl Wednesday but I really dont remember

- I got home at 4:30 am and didnt fall asleep till 6 am

 

It was a crazy night man, a crazy night

Edited April 10, 200520 yr by T R U

- Underaged Drinking

- Unprotected Sex

- Sex in the driveway of some random persons house, in my car (2X)

- Driving Drunk

- I THINK I agreed to go on a date with some girl Wednesday but I really dont remember

- I got home at 4:30 am and didnt fall asleep till 6 am

 

It was a crazy night man, a crazy night

 

Aw t r u is gona be a baby daddy!! Did you know who the person was? Or are u gona get a call tommorrow morning from a 16 year old like this dude i know *coughflippedoutpunkcough*

Aw t r u is gona be a baby daddy!!  Did you know who the person was?  Or are u gona get a call tommorrow morning from a 16 year old like this dude i know  *coughflippedoutpunkcough* 

 

No it was my ex girlfriend.. I knew who she was

No it was my ex girlfriend.. I knew who she was

 

lucky i cant wait to see Jose Jr.