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Win a Date

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THE pneumatic Carmen Electra has been offering herself up as every teenage boy's dream date on ebay.

 

Some sharp-edged ad-man at the Gillette company came up with the idea of flogging a date with Electra, 33 by the way, to any male between 15 and 20 who can raise the readies.

Last we heard, bidding was about to top $22,000.

 

It's some sort of Gillette promotional spin-off from the Electra-fying launch a while back of their latest manual razor that needs batteries, and we didn't understand that concept either.

 

The winning bidder gets an all-exes paid trip to LA and dinner with Electra at one of Hollywood's hottest restaurants, and "nothing more", they're quick to add.

 

Oh, and the money goes to charity.

Taken longer than i thought it would to be posted here. You guys are slipping, tsk tsk.

damn, I just missed the cut off age :crying I heard she is so wide she uses a rolled up mattress as a tampon ;)

QUOTE(rangercal @ May 10, 2005 -> 10:53 PM)
I heard she is so wide she uses a rolled up mattress as a tampon  ;)

 

i wouldnt doubt it... :puke

Good luck rolling up a mattress...

QUOTE(rangercal @ May 10, 2005 -> 10:53 PM)
damn, I just missed the cut off age  :crying    I heard she is so wide she uses a rolled up mattress as a tampon  ;)

I'll bet that's Rodman's doing.

Since she's happily married, the winner of the auction probably only gets a blowjob...
QUOTE(rangercal @ May 11, 2005 -> 04:53 AM)
damn, I just missed the cut off age  :crying    I heard she is so wide she uses a rolled up mattress as a tampon  ;)

 

That's quite allright, she's my all time favorite.

For that price you should at least get a striptease.

if it ain't full service, it ain't worth it.... :P

...with Tad Hamilton

QUOTE(aboz56 @ May 11, 2005 -> 09:31 AM)
For that price you should at least get a striptease.

A+ for her there....i really wouldn't want to do anything else with her though.....unless it's sucky sucky

22,000 could be much better spent on women.

QUOTE(Chisoxfn @ May 11, 2005 -> 01:01 PM)
22,000 could be much better spent on women.

 

good point jason... 22k would get you plenty of hooks in vegas...

QUOTE(sec159row2 @ May 11, 2005 -> 07:05 PM)
good point jason... 22k would get you plenty of hooks in vegas...

 

If a guy can drop 22K for a date with Carmen, I bet it's not his last 22K.

He's been 'shopping' in Vegas and now wants to sit across from Carmen, I like this guy.

 

Why only between the ages of 15-20? Is it because her midget hubby doesn't want a man close to her?

Edited by LosMediasBlancas

QUOTE(3E8 @ May 11, 2005 -> 02:26 AM)
I'll bet that's Rodman's doing.

Or the years in the porn industry?

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QUOTE(sec159row2 @ May 12, 2005 -> 05:05 AM)
good point jason... 22k would get you plenty of hooks in vegas...

And you probably wouldn't even know it.......... until someone hands you the bill. :lol:

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