Ok I'll bite, how did that happen?

Your wallet was probably in the back pocket of your pants, which are around your ankles near the floor. You were sitting on the toilet, so it's probably air tight, with no room for anything to fall into it.

Please explain.

 

I'll bet that he went to stand up to grab some TP, and the pocket got caught on the seat, thus allowing the wallet to slide out. That's the best I can come up with.

 

That, or a mugger came in, took the wallet, heard a cop coming, the guy tried to wrestle the wallet back away from the mugger, the mugger pushed him away and let go of the wallet which fell into the toilet, and the mugger jumped out the window and down the escape ladder.

 

I've been watching too much Monk recently.

Anyone want to guess the story really starts with . . . so this girl walks into the bathroom . . .

 

No, I don't.

I'll bet that he went to stand up to grab some TP, and the pocket got caught on the seat, thus allowing the wallet to slide out.  That's the best I can come up with.

 

That, or a mugger came in, took the wallet, heard a cop coming, the guy tried to wrestle the wallet back away from the mugger, the mugger pushed him away and let go of the wallet which fell into the toilet, and the mugger jumped out the window and down the escape ladder.

 

I've been watching too much Monk recently.

 

Well, that's the closest guess (the first part, not the mugger part). I was finished and preparing to, um, cleanse the situation, and the wallet fell out of my front pocket. Don't ask me why I kept it there but sometimes I do. Anyway, I don't usually let the pants fall completely to my ankles. That just seems preschoolish to me. The belt area was actually around my thighs, next to the bowl rim (you mean that's not normal?). I guess with the pocket somewhere near the bowl, me shifting my position, and the lining in pockets getting hung up, I was bound for tragedy.

 

SFF

Edited August 7, 200520 yr by SpringfieldFan

Well, that's the closest guess (the first part, not the mugger part).  I was finished and preparing to, um, cleanse the situation, and the wallet fell out of my front pocket.  Don't ask me why I kept it there but sometimes I do.  Anyway, I don't usually let the pants fall completely to my ankles.  That just seems preschoolish to me.  The belt area was actually around my thighs, next to the bowl rim (you mean that's not normal?).  I guess with the pocket somewhere near the bowl, me shifting my position, and the lining in pockets getting hung up, I was bound for tragedy.

 

SFF

99.999999% of the world STILL put their pants at their ankles when taking a dump. YOU, are the 0.000001%.

Im still lost.

 

Congrats on the Wedding and the baby to whomever that applies to.

 

 

Queen Prawn is marrying long time beau Brian later this year with half of Ireland attending. At this point she will be wearing a lovely tiara and little else. (the dress needs to be fitted)

 

Southsider and his bride of 5 years will be having a baby after the World Series (if the ultrasound was correct it will either be a girl or a boy hung like himself)

 

Steff has a duck family living in her landscaping.

 

Grab a scorecard.

 

 

Are the ducks invited to the wedding?

Funny (true) story:  My father was in the waiting room looking through the glass at me shortly after I was born, and his best friend Andy walked up to him.  My father said "Look Andy, I have a son and he has a great pair of balls just like his father."

 

To which Andy replied "Dont worry Mike, they will grow."

 

lol, that story still makes me laugh.

 

 

ZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, that's the closest guess (the first part, not the mugger part).  I was finished and preparing to, um, cleanse the situation, and the wallet fell out of my front pocket.  Don't ask me why I kept it there but sometimes I do.  Anyway, I don't usually let the pants fall completely to my ankles.  That just seems preschoolish to me.  The belt area was actually around my thighs, next to the bowl rim (you mean that's not normal?).  I guess with the pocket somewhere near the bowl, me shifting my position, and the lining in pockets getting hung up, I was bound for tragedy.

 

SFF

 

Isn't that hook on the door for taking your pants off and hanging them up?

Only if you're bagging a STUPID chick in the bathroom.

 

LMAO

 

/I wonder who will get this?

Where is Carl.  He is being preserved for the playoffs.

 

This thread is reading more like the "Catch All" thread than it is the "Post of the Month" thread.

The Milkman truly delivers in the "Which State is Worse?" thread:

 

Does everyone realize you're arguing who is the suckier of the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked?

 

The Milkman truly delivers in the "Which State is Worse?" thread:

 

Eh, I just ripped off the Simpsons and added another variation of the word suck.

Eh, I just ripped off the Simpsons and added another variation of the word suck.

Excellent work...

This thread is reading more like the "Catch All" thread than it is the "Post of the Month" thread.

So say something funny already...

From Juggs homosexuality thread...

 

Don't worry.  We don't think of you as normal either. 

 

I did note, however, that Ozzie did at least show some restraint by not saying, 'Here, this is my friend.  He's a COFFEE TABLE LICKER!! 

 

 

That's more like it. Although, I am taking steps to work that issue out.

 

It's a four leg program.

99.999999% of the world STILL put their pants at their ankles when taking a dump. YOU, are the 0.000001%.

 

I keep mine at my thighs...I think.

 

Hell I don't know. I don't think you really pay attention to where you pull them down to unless your wallet falls into the toilet...cuz then, you know, you have to tell people how the hell your wallet fell into the toilet.

I keep mine at my thighs...I think.

 

Hell I don't know.  I don't think you really pay attention to where you pull them down to unless your wallet falls into the toilet...cuz then, you know, you have to tell people how the hell your wallet fell into the toilet.

i put mine at my thighs too....

I keep mine at my thighs...I think.

 

Hell I don't know.  I don't think you really pay attention to where you pull them down to unless your wallet falls into the toilet...cuz then, you know, you have to tell people how the hell your wallet fell into the toilet.

Finally made the PotM thread but Im sure I've been in it before... :rolly

I just took a dump. My pants were around my ankles.

most unfunny month ever

most unfunny month ever

 

Might not be the funniest post...but damn near the most truthful. This is a really sad hijacking of a thread. :banghead

Hammer cracking me up with the punchline

 

I've never had coffee and I still have 15 months before I can officially drink beer, so I don't know.......

 

 

Damn, growing up in Iowa must be a b****.

 

You ain't never had a beer?

 

 

Hammer, it's in the details. I believe we have a linguist in the William Clinton tradition. Note: Officially

 

Hmmm, you're probably right. 

 

I need some coffee.

 

I guess it would be funner if we all had a beer

Mariotti wrote nothing today I take it?

 

 

He was ripping on Tiger today. He doesnt seem to like Tiger too much nowadays.

 

 

Tony??? 

 

about the only thing of interest in yet another Mariotti thread.

From the Confession of a White Sox Skeptics Corner

 

Replying to I'll believe it when I see it (WS Winner)

 

I see dead people

addisonstsox

NUKE_CLEVELAND: Truly, a man that lives a Caps Lock lifestyle.

 

In the Steroid thread, Queen Prawn's response to Steff's husband stealing Fergie Jenkins's putter.

 

One should never pull a man's putter unless invited.

 

Also, in the Google thread, Jim gets Tex back.

 

Interesting read. I was just thinking about the growing online problem with web whores

or some call them whoring web whores or again

harlot of the Internet

web prostitute

webstitute

slutty slutty web slut

information highway hooker

foul temptress of electronic purveyance

foul temptress of electronic purveyance

 

Interesting read. I was just thinking about the growing online problem with web whores

or some call them whoring web whores or again

harlot of the Internet

web prostitute

webstitute

slutty slutty web slut

information highway hooker

foul temptress of electronic purveyance

foul temptress of electronic purveyance

 

What you can't tell (because I'm terrible at quoting) is that every slut/prostitute/anything like that is linked to Tex's profile.