WHITE SOX  80  51  .611  --- 

Cleveland  74  59  .556  7 

Minnesota  70  63  .526  11 

Detroit  63  67  .485  16½ 

Kansas City  43  88  .328 

 

9/3/05

SOX 82 51 .617 ---

CLE 75 59 .560 7½

MIN 70 64 .522 12½

DET 63 69 .477 18½

KAN 43 90 .323 39

 

Magic Number 24 at the start of the month

Magic Number 22 today

I'm not very good at the "magic number" thing...but can it inflate? Can as of the end of this weekend the magic number be at 30?

I'm not very good at the "magic number" thing...but can it inflate? Can as of the end of this weekend the magic number be at 30?

 

It cannot. Because you add up the leading teams wins and the trailing teams losses, it can only stay put at worst.

haha inflate a magic number... that would be funny.. What's the magic # on KC?? hah

haha inflate a magic number... that would be funny.. What's the magic # on KC?? hah

They've officially been eliminated from playoff contention(including the wildcard).

They've officially been eliminated from playoff contention(including the wildcard).

Didn't they make that announcement around April 2nd?

Didn't they make that announcement around April 2nd? 

I should say mathematically eliminated. Better?

Last month kinda sucked, not much funny stuff going on around here. This month better be 1000X better or I'm gonna be pissed.

They've officially been eliminated from playoff contention(including the wildcard).

yeah I know I just found it funny... let me laugh..

KC's magic number is 69. Fox Sports still calculates it.

KC's magic number is 69.

 

Wow. I guess they really do suck.

Edited September 2, 200520 yr by FlaSoxxJim

Wow.  I guess they really do suck.

W O W

 

 

"IT'S GOOD!"

 

 

Took me a second, then LMAO, well played Mr. Hurt

(Balta1701 @ Sep 8, 2005 -> 12:16 AM)

If KW does not win Exec of the Year...someone needs to put a hit out on Billy Beane.

 

 

That's pretty threatening there... Pat Robertson.

 

That magic brought to you by Knightni.

I have been playing cornhole since i was a kid. 

 

 

We had a similar game in my fraternity. 

you are NOT funny.

I know they're not perfect but I made a few Smileys.

 

Texas:

 

 

Illinois:

 

 

Chicago:

 

 

Send Kalapse a Get out of Jail free card on me.

...what's an "ab routine"???

 

 

...what's an "ab"???

 

 

I think it is only two members from ABBA.

 

 

You expect me to believe that? I wasn't Bjorn yesterday, you know. 

 

btw, isn't one of those 'B's supposed to be backwards?

In the Tex (hey that's me) has a warrant out for his arrest on a speeding ticket

 

Just admit what you're thinking Tex.  Its a conspiracy by the Bush Administration to silence another of its critics.

OK, Who voted Duke? 

 

 

Holy cow, Ozzie Guillen posts on Soxtalk!!!  Quick, someone set up a poll asking who should leadoff in game 1 of the playoffs, and put Timo as an option.  He'll fall right into that trap.

The Rally Crede thread and every YES! thread and post that was made after about 10:20 PM 9/20/05

Cleveland is here again, oh Lord,

They hadn't mattered for a year or more,

Now we got to hold on a little longer

 

Rally Crede worked for one single day,

Now its magic has gone away,

And I'm postin' on this angry board

 

OOOOH, the mood on the board keeps on turnin'

Don't know how I'll feel tomorrow,

Mood on the board keeps on turning

I don't know, I don't know....

 

Timo's tryin' to make it home,

Rounded third as the ball was thrown,

I can't take this very much longer

 

I'm stranded in the upper deck,

Drunk and stupid and mad as heck,

The Central lead is slippin', it's slippin' away

 

The mood on the board keeps on turnin'

Don't know how I'll feel tomorrow,

Mood on the board keeps on turnin'

No El Duque, El Duque NOOOOO

 

 

If this isn't post of the month material, I don't know what is.

 

Songs about the Sox, sung to Journey's "Wheel In the Sky"

 

This post made my day.

You make me weep

I wanna cry

Just when

You said '05

We'd be Winning

Now we're Dying

Trying

 

We were alone

All by ourselves

Top of the ALC shelf

We were winning

Now we're Dying

Trying

 

It's tearing me apart

Oh every every game

With every El Duque start

Oh what can I say

Your tearing me a part

 

Oh It won't be long now

'Til your at home

In Octo-o-o-o-ber

No, it doesn't seem fair

We were winning

Now we're Dying

Trying

 

They'll be tearing you apart

Every session at SoxFest

Tearing you apart

There'll be nowhere to hide

We were winning

Now we're Dying

Trying

 

And it's our turn now to cry-y.

 

Na Na na Na na

Na Na na Na na

Na Na na Na na

Na Na na NA NAA. . .

 

 

Had to put Flaxx's in here as well...sung to Journey's "Lovin, Touchin, Squeezin"

 

ROFL

If this isn't post of the month material, I don't know what is.

 

Songs about the Sox, sung to Journey's "Wheel In the Sky"

 

This post made my day.  

oh man, that's a gem right there

nice job

I nominate FlaSoxxJim's avatar.

 

 

LMAO!