BONZAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

BMAC suddenly developes a left breast . . .

 

 

"Look mom I crapped an Indian...... smells about right"

His number is 333, do they do that over in japan?

here are a couple more

Edited September 6, 200520 yr by travelinman89

"Reverse that bogus call, cholo, or I kiss you smack dab on the lips right here and now."

 

"No really, none of the guys in my ‘hood in Scottsdale do high fives. Come on, Jermaine, just try it this way one time."

 

"Sure, I’ve got my cup on. But when my feet hit the ground, you better be running back to the dugout like your life depends on it. Oh, and by the way – I'm tight with our pitcher, so next at bat, I suggest you cinch it up and hunker down."

 

Washed out of Sumo wrestling as “just too small”, new Yomiuri Giants pitcher has his sights set on a new sport. Most glaring weakness so far – difficulty covering first base on grounders.

 

"Cooties? Nah, I don’t believe in cooties. That might be a pterodactyl bite, though"

 

AND FINALLY:

 

ANY current pic of Brandon McCarthy could take a standard caption: Will Work For Food.

That young man needs a major league nutrition program.

I got nothing, but this is definitely caption worthy...

 

"I'm pretty FLY for a WHITE GUY....."

Former Red Sox reliever, current Yomuri Giant, Rich Garces shows that he still has the form that made him a spot reliever in the major leagues.

I got nothing, but this is definitely caption worthy...

 

"LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!1 A THREE-HEADED MONKEY!"

Edited September 6, 200520 yr by Felix

Damn, I love you guys. This is gonna become the funniest thread in Soxtlak history! I think it's close to that already.

 

Anyways...........

 

 

QUOTE(Reddy @ Sep 5, 2005 -> 06:11 PM)

 

"Is that his number or his waist line measurement?"

Damn, I love you guys. This is gonna become the funniest thread in Soxtalk history! I think it's close to that already.

 

Anyways...........

 

 

QUOTE(Reddy @ Sep 5, 2005 -> 06:11 PM)

 

"Is that his number or his waist line measurement?"

Edited September 6, 200520 yr by TheBigHurt

Damn, I love you guys. This is gonna become the funniest thread in Soxtalk history! I think it's close to that already.

 

Anyways...........

Far from it.

Well thanks for teh support, Kalapse. >_>

 

Contribute a little, perhaps.........

 

"Everybody who thinks they're getting resigned next year, raise your right hand. Ouch, sorry Paulie. . ."

Und now. . . vee DANCE!

Und now. . . vee DANCE!

 

LMAO!

 

"Look at the size of that scar!"

 

"the smell was just too much for white sox players AJ Pierzynski and Scott Podsednik"

Edited September 6, 200520 yr by Reddy

QUOTE(greasywheels121 @ Sep 5, 2005 -> 05:40 PM)

I got nothing, but this is definitely caption worthy...

 

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Dye: Dude, you swear that you wont tell Skip'

A.J.: Alright look, (raises right hand) I swear I will not tell Ozzie that you dropped a hit of acid in PK's Aquafina.

 

PK: Hey guys.............You see the size of that Chicken?!??

Dye: Dude, you swear that you wont tell Skip'

A.J.:  Alright look, (raises right hand) I swear I will not tell Ozzie that you dropped a hit of acid in PK's Aquafina.

 

PK: Hey guys.............You see the size of that Chicken?!??

 

Long day or something, because that made me laugh really hard.

OMG LMAO!!! This is a very entertaining thread. Keep it coming.

Dye: Dude, you swear that you wont tell Skip'

A.J.:  Alright look, (raises right hand) I swear I will not tell Ozzie that you dropped a hit of acid in PK's Aquafina.

 

PK: Hey guys.............You see the size of that Chicken?!??

 

f***ing hilarious!!!

 

The jersey name says all that needs to be said.

He clicked his ruby red slippers 3 times but instead of home he wound up at 2nd base.