Today's list was first published on October 7, 1998.

 

 

Top 5 Sports Phrases Used During the Sex Championships

 

 

5> Time out while he dons the protective gear.

 

4> Unbelievable! Cox has gone to the mound eleven times tonight!

That's gotta be a record!

 

3> Looks like he's a couple of inches short.

 

2> They're bringing out the chains.

 

 

and Top5's Number 1 Sports Phrase Used During the Sex Championships

 

 

1> GOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL!!!

GOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL!!!

GOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL!!!

 

 

 

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"This has been a back-and-forth match all night."

(In my best Bill Murray impression) It's in the hole!!!!!!!!!

 

 

"He drives the hole..."

I like #4 the best.

From actual experience:

 

1. Uh Oh, bye bye

2. You can put it on the board!!! Yes!!!!

3. And we are ready for some OT

4. Heres the tip

5. Tee it up.

just don't strap it on

just don't strap it on

LMAO!!!!

And much to her dismay. . . he beats the 24-second shot clock. That's gotta hurt.

And much to her dismay. . . he beats the 24-second shot clock.  That's gotta hurt.

 

He just popped that screw ball out of the park, what a power stroke, home run. lol sorry I tried.

Oh, my. You just hate to see a player go down like that.

"The offense has penetrated the backfield."

In the end, he just barely pulled that one out. Good thing, too -- it's been a long time coming.

She steps on the rubber . . .

That's the deepest penetration all night

"That tight end has had balls bouncing off all night long!"

Edited January 20, 200620 yr by knightni

Wow, I never thought the Twins would beat the Big Unit.

he's having his caddie reach in and take the ball out of the hole . . .

And the Mazatlan owner told Borchard, "Your money's on the dresser, we're done with you."

Adds new meaning to being a switch hitter

He can usually reach around and slap those balls, but this receiver didn't let him get off so easy.

I can't believe he fell for the hidden ball trick, again.

I know he thinks he's a 4.5 player, but with the 'roids he'll be lucky to pull off anything close to that.

COME ON TIMO! COME ON TIMO!