Note to Ozzie: Pull Vazquez when he looks tired!

Saarloos will settle down after this inning and pitch 6 perfect innings.

who do you think he is....mark buerhle?

Got Mack chasing.

 

Juan's taking him yard.

You act like he's been stealing bases successfully all season, which is not true.

 

Also, ditch the f***ing sig.

 

I updated it just for you!

Got Mack chasing.

 

Juan's taking him yard.

I didn't mean it.

Saarloos will settle down after this inning and pitch 6 perfect innings.

As long as Javy does his job, who the hell cares? Last year, you give our guys 4 runs and it was over.

Nice job swinging at pitch one when the pitcher is already wearing down. You take atleast 2 pitches!

Another amazing AB by Uribe. He should be fined every time he hits the ball to left field.

32 pitches for Sarloos in the first inning.

Another amazing AB by Uribe. He should be fined every time he hits the ball to left field.

 

Every time he swings at the first pitch too.

Uribe's gotta be in danger of losing his starting spot. This is just pathetic.

*switches over to NBA game*

Another amazing AB by Uribe. He should be fined every time he hits the ball to left field.

I like the Willie Mays Hayes pushups. Every popup is 20.

I updated it just for you!

What exactly are the last 2 numbers?

Saarloser is lucky that Crede didn't get under that high sinker.

I haven't called him "Hanging Slider" Sarloos for nothing these last few years.

 

Seriously, every game I've seen him pitch he's hanging sliders left and right. Last year in Oakland--when he pitched well against our lineup--Hawk must have said "Had a good pitch to hit and missed it" atleast 15 times.

 

He's one of the those pitchers you have no idea how he succeeds. Yeah, keep the ball down and Sarloos is fine. But even raise his slider belt-high and above he's toast. Has to be on his game every start.

Remember last year when we didn't get 5 runs in an inning until like mid-June, when we got 10? I laugh at those days. We have like 5 or 6 5-run innings already this year.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Good speed aboard.

Inside, inside, PLUNK! Poor Frankie

What exactly are the last 2 numbers?

 

It's BAA, OBA, and OPSA.

Why are we continuing to throw inside to Thomas? Vazquez might be having some shoulder issues, as he keeps trying to loosen it up.

Inside, inside, PLUNK! Poor Frankie

thats a triple

.288 OBP for Crosby.

 

Jon Kruk tabbed him as his AL MVP before the season started.

Jphat....any idea what Vazquez's fastball is at right now?

It's BAA, OBA, and OPSA.

Maybe you could use a real stat like WHIP, ERA+, OPSA+ or SO?

 

OBA and OPSA are just going to start repeating the same s***.