Billy Koch was running the fast pitch at the local carnival this past weekend.

I passed Mike Sirotka on the road the other day, but before i could attempt to say anything or wave he pulled onto the shoulder and stopped...i dont know what happened after that

I saw Liu Rodriquez. He is working in the circus with a bearded lady.

I saw Brian Anderson strike out looking tonight on a fast ball right down the heart of the plate.

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That's no lady.

 

That's Greg Luzinski.

I saw Robin Ventura last night. And then I just randomly beat the s*** out of him.

Albert Belle almost ran me over last Halloween.

 

/too easy

I saw McKay Christiansen wearing a white shirt, tie and nametag. No...really...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

See...he's a Mormon.

Josh Paul is currently batting .381 as the D-Rays backup catcher. He also has as many RBI as AJ Pierzynski thus far this season.

Carlos May landed a gig reviewing movies as Ebert's sidekick, but he lost it just as quickly for being too harsh in his reviews. Dude NEVER gave anything two thumbs up.

Jeff Abbot is his own Grandpa.

Carlos May landed a gig reviewing movies as Ebert's sidekick, but he lost it just as quickly for being too harsh in his reviews. Dude NEVER gave anything two thumbs up.

 

 

I saw Sammy Sosa with Captain Morgan

I saw tony graffanino in my neigborhood. he tried to get my run away cat, but it went right between his legs.

I saw Jerry Manuel begging for money on the street and asked him his philosophy on drafting pitchers. He said soft-tossing righthanders with a safe delivery and medicore stuff is the way to go.

 

I left him a used piece of Orbit gum.

I saw Julio Franco at Walgreens recently. He walked in, stared-down a tube of Fixodent for five minutes, then walked out.

I'm glad I started a craze.

 

I actually stole the idea from Mario Valdez.

I took a ceramics class with Bo Jackson at the Y once. For our final projects I made an ashtray and he made a new hip.

 

I saw tony graffanino in my neigborhood. he tried to get my run away cat, but it went right between his legs.

 

I saw tony graffanino in my neigborhood. he tried to get my run away cat, but it went right between his legs.

 

Impossible. Graffanino, Buckner, and Durham, were all posing for the International Croquette League's new logo.

Rudy Law called me last night. He was soliciting money for a charity supporting interracial marriage. I hung up on him.

 

 

 

 

 

 

5 minutes later, Vance Law called.

Chris Sabo fitted me for some rec specs so the wind wouldn't get in my eyes during my foot race with Mike LaValliere

I played disc golf with Steve Sax. He kept missing high.

I saw Terry Bevington

 

My god, isn't that painful enough? BTW, he was up in the Northern League with the Cracker-Cats until an on-field brawl last season forced his resignation.

Jaime Navarro called me up and told me everything is all my fault.

 

I don't even know the guy.

I saw Melido Perez sporting some BluBlockers.

Fred Manrique emailed...he said he still can't drink any kind of Juice.