"What's worse, the grand slam or the pain down below".

He got all ball

Your what hurts?

"Gotta adjust while no one's watching."

 

 

 

Someone's always watching Mauer.

"Who'da thunk pubes in the shape of sideburns would itch?"

 

Yeah, I went there.

 

 

" Joe Mauer - secretly a Chicago White Sox Fan - pops a boner while seeing Joe Crede's towering grand slam fly out of the park."

 

I win.

 

Period.

Edited April 8, 200818 yr by hi8is

Don't stare. Don't stare. Just keep looking forward. He has to let go eventually.

"He hit the balls off of THAT one."

"I sucked at calling balls and strikes today but I guess it doesn't matter anymore, and joe mauer loves himself"

Edited April 8, 200818 yr by ChiSox35

It's Girls Gone Wild- Baseball Edition!

He got all ball

haha i like this one best

This could be one of those classic Norman Rockwell type pictures they hang up all over the place 50 years from now. So much going on, almost too good to be true

"I don't want anybody else,

When I think about you I touch myself..."

Dammit Crede! That backswing has got to go.

Wow, what a towering shot. . . What raw power. . . Joe. . . Joooeee Creee-Deee you are a Man's Man. . . Unhh. . Oh, crap. . . I think I just creamed myself. . .

Edited April 8, 200818 yr by FlaSoxxJim

"Suck...my...balls, Mr. Garrison."

Three Balls, Two Joes, and an Umpire

 

Joe Crede is all that is man!

"Ugh...that's the last time I f**k a waitress on the south side. Backdoor beauty my ass!"

 

"My high school coach did this and it always went foul"

"Maybe it's a growing problem instead of a going problem."

a little off topic, but is it just me or are Crede's legs performing some kind of optical illusion in this photo.

a little off topic, but is it just me or are Crede's legs performing some kind of optical illusion in this photo.

 

Yes they definitely are!

YEAH, I gotcha grand slam RIGHT HERE Joe!