1-2-3 first. Not very encouraging.

wow guys. way to jump out early

Easy inning for Shields. 10 pitches thrown.

Bah, not a good inning.

 

10 pitches?

Alright Javy, lets have a good outing here. You can shut down the Rays.

Luckily Stooge TV is working for me, hopefully it's a magical channel where Dewayne Wise isn't starting

and shields used a whole ten pitches. gah

Oh my God those cow bells are going to drive me crazy. THose Rays fans look like a bunch of idiots with those stupid mow hawk things. I hate them already.

Wise came to play, guys

Golf?

Between the cowbells and Harold Reynolds, I am this close to muting my TV.

Between the cowbells and Harold Reynolds, I am this close to muting my TV.

not watching tv, these cowbells... like... literal cowbells in the fans hands or what?

Is Stooge TV legal?

and shields used a whole ten pitches. gah

not hard when you're only throwing strikes

Let's go Javy, match his 1-2-3

Is Stooge TV legal?

 

for them? no, for you? yes

not watching tv, these cowbells... like... literal cowbells in the fans hands or what?

 

I think so, but I'm not sure.

Trey up, trey down.........

 

C'mon Sox!!!!

 

Go WHITE SoX

1 down.

one down, quiet crowd.

I think so, but I'm not sure.

cuz that strikes me as coming close to a line... i mean, we could just give every fan noisemakers and tell them to BLARE them when the opposing team is batting. that's stupid.

1 up 1 down

for them? no, for you? yes

So I shouldn't watch from work than correct? I'm technically here but I'm currently not billing any time (its just I have a meeting).

3 pitches, 2 outs

2 quick outs for Javy. Encouraging.