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Dating Problems Part 2

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Hefner and Holly Madison, one of E!'s "The Girls Next Door," are no longer dating. Hefner said he's been "down in the dumps" about the split. The 28-year-old model-actress stars in the reality series with Kendra Wilkinson and Bridget Marquardt as one of the 82-year-old publisher's girlfriends who live with Hefner in the Playboy Mansion.

 

http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/TV/10/09/p...ref=mpstoryview

My advice would have been to marry Holly and knock her up. Past that, he's just stupid.

He'll find some other 20 year old that will sleep with him in exchange for a Playboy cover. Bridget is the best, anyway.

QUOTE (Brian @ Oct 9, 2008 -> 04:23 PM)
He'll find some other 20 year old that will sleep with him in exchange for a Playboy cover. Bridget is the best, anyway.

More like snuggle. It's well documented that ol' Hef can't get it up anymore.

I thought he spent half of his Cribs episode giving homage to Viagra?

QUOTE (Brian @ Oct 9, 2008 -> 03:23 PM)
He'll find some other 20 year old that will sleep with him in exchange for a Playboy cover. Bridget is the best, anyway.

 

Holly>Kendra>Bridget

They're all the same.

Bleached blonde, fake boobed, Brazilian-waxed morons.

QUOTE (knightni @ Oct 9, 2008 -> 05:13 PM)
They're all the same.

Bleached blonde, fake boobed, Brazilian-waxed morons.

 

Correctamundo!!!

 

My advice to Hef is to just buy another dumbass cookie-cutter bim with Daddy issues.

Edited by The Critic

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QUOTE (knightni @ Oct 9, 2008 -> 04:13 PM)
They're all the same.

Bleached blonde, fake boobed, Brazilian-waxed morons.

you make that sound like a bad thing?

QUOTE (Steve9347 @ Oct 9, 2008 -> 03:32 PM)
My advice would have been to marry Holly and knock her up. Past that, he's just stupid.

 

Nope

 

http://www.usmagazine.com/news/hugh-hefner...y-madison-split

 

 

One persistent strain in the relationship was Holly's desire to have children.

 

"We tried to have a baby earlier this year and it didn't work out," he said. "She

became very depressed."

 

"I love her very much, but you know, she wants very much to get married and have children. That isn’t very much in the cards for me," he adds. "So there has to be a certain reality there

 

Hef is 82, it wasnt gonna happen. And the funny thing that nobody ever mentions is that Hef is still married, but wont divorce his most recent wife because he knows the cost will be astronomical(he says its for the kids)

 

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qi...27092034AAwiCEa

 

On July 1, 1989, he ended his 35-year bachelor party and married Kimberley Conrad, that year's Playmate of the Year. They separated in 1998, though have yet to divorce. They had two children

 

 

 

 

Edited by kyyle23

QUOTE (Steve9347 @ Oct 9, 2008 -> 02:32 PM)
My advice would have been to marry Holly and knock her up. Past that, he's just stupid.

She's like 60 in playboy years. I would say just bang the next 18 year old girl that comes out for a photo shoot.

I think he's dating 19 year old twins now. Who look exactly like the previous girlfriends. Go figure.

I read the articles.

Can't get no one pregnant with a puff of dust....

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QUOTE (Soxy @ Oct 10, 2008 -> 08:40 AM)
I think he's dating 19 year old twins now. Who look exactly like the previous girlfriends. Go figure.

 

Math question, how many times can 82 go into 19?

The same as my calculator says: ERROR - DOES NOT COMPUTE

QUOTE (Texsox @ Oct 10, 2008 -> 07:09 PM)
Math question, how many times can 82 go into 19?

 

As many times as it wants to.

QUOTE (MurcieOne @ Oct 12, 2008 -> 12:15 PM)
As many times as it wants to.

 

divided by two since they're twins, or it could double with twins.

Are they lowering the expectations to get into Playboy or is it any girl that will sleep with Hef?

 

425.hefner.shannons.100808.jpg

QUOTE (Texsox @ Oct 10, 2008 -> 08:09 PM)
Math question, how many times can 82 go into 19?

 

Apparently not once :lol:

QUOTE (Brian @ Oct 12, 2008 -> 02:37 PM)
Are they lowering the expectations to get into Playboy or is it any girl that will sleep with Hef?

 

425.hefner.shannons.100808.jpg

 

Looks like the airbrush died about 2/3 of the way through the picture.

QUOTE (Kid Gleason @ Oct 13, 2008 -> 10:48 AM)
Looks like the airbrush died about 2/3 of the way through the picture.

The airbrush took one look at Hef and exploded.

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I can't believe Hef's big moments came in my lifetime. He seems like such a cliche of long long ago. Damn, I'm old.

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