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QUOTE (Heads22 @ Jan 13, 2009 -> 10:08 PM)
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:whichway

 

QUOTE (Heads22 @ Jan 13, 2009 -> 04:06 PM)
If my stomach is rumbling, sometimes I'll take a preliminary Immodium....I don't know if you should take one with alcohol or not, but if stuffs shooting out of one end or the other, at least its the mouth.

 

And you act like I'm the crazy.

 

stinkybutt. . .

 

 

 

:P :D

 

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QUOTE (SoxFan1 @ Jan 17, 2009 -> 01:55 AM)
so esisientiallyu I was unbreatable at beer pong tonight,. ont the 2nd trym, off the tablke, off thewall, in the single cup. amazing

 

From the look of that typing it sure looks like you had a lot of cups sank against you...

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QUOTE (danman31 @ Jan 17, 2009 -> 02:12 AM)
From the look of that typing it sure looks like you had a lot of cups sank against you...

 

 

QUOTE (Jimbo's Drinker @ Jan 17, 2009 -> 03:39 AM)
I was thinking the exact same thing.

Ha, I was pretty much hammered when I started playing, but I only lost 1 game out of about 8 that I played.

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Oh what the f***! I am so pissed right now...

 

So it was one of my best friends' 21st birthdays tonight as well as this very cool, attractive girl tonight. So, they had a joint birthday party. Well, my stupid ass got too drunk to make it to the bars with them (I am not 21, but have a legit fake ID that never gets turned down). I thought I was going to puke for the last 2 hours or so, though I finally feel fine now, but I knew if I had gone out that I would have actually puked, so I couldn't leave this apartment where we pre-gamed.

 

Anyway, this girl (who's birthday it is) and I were definitely hitting it off well tonight. We talked for a little bit (definitely very flirty) and she kept giving me these looks when we'd make eye contact across the room. Never thought I had a chance with her since her dad owns like 10 car dealerships across the southeast and her grandmother married into the Vanderbilt family, so she has more money than anyone could know what to do with... But yeah, I got a buddy to give me a ride home, so I completely blew it on going out to the bars to celebrate with either this girl or my friend, so I really f***ed up on this one. Of course now that I finally don't feel sick anymore (just very drunk), I am a good 15 minute walk from the bars and am in no way driving to get back out that way. f***!!!

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QUOTE (dasox24 @ Jan 18, 2009 -> 01:12 AM)
Oh what the f***! I am so pissed right now...

 

So it was one of my best friends' 21st birthdays tonight as well as this very cool, attractive girl tonight. So, they had a joint birthday party. Well, my stupid ass got too drunk to make it to the bars with them (I am not 21, but have a legit fake ID that never gets turned down). I thought I was going to puke for the last 2 hours or so, though I finally feel fine now, but I knew if I had gone out that I would have actually puked, so I couldn't leave this apartment where we pre-gamed.

 

Anyway, this girl (who's birthday it is) and I were definitely hitting it off well tonight. We talked for a little bit (definitely very flirty) and she kept giving me these looks when we'd make eye contact across the room. Never thought I had a chance with her since her dad owns like 10 car dealerships across the southeast and her grandmother married into the Vanderbilt family, so she has more money than anyone could know what to do with... But yeah, I got a buddy to give me a ride home, so I completely blew it on going out to the bars to celebrate with either this girl or my friend, so I really f***ed up on this one. Of course now that I finally don't feel sick anymore (just very drunk), I am a good 15 minute walk from the bars and am in no way driving to get back out that way. f***!!!

 

 

ahhh, never fear my young warrior. You established eye contact and did not embarass yourself with the girl. If you have a mutual friend, find a way to get her info and make your move. Just cause she is rich does not mean she is not human, she is just as vulnerable and confused as the rest of the masses.

 

I should start a column on this site, Dear Jimbo...haha

 

 

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