The basic premise is that if you drink enough beer to get a "beer gut," and you flex your stomach, it is still actually hard, almost as if you have a 6-pack but instead have consumed too many 6-packs. So as a result, we would clench our stomachs and use each other as a punching bag, because we were drunk and it was fun.

 

And I am in a fraternity, so that's why it was relevant.

I got drunk on one dollar by pretending I knew Miranda tonight.

Who the f*** is Miranda?

Agreed

I had a wild-turkey and 151 combined shot, called the 252, this past weekend....after a whole s***load of shots....wow, it not only felt like burning, it "tasted like burning".

 

One of the most awful shots I've ever had.

I had a wild-turkey and 151 combined shot, called the 252, this past weekend....after a whole s***load of shots....wow, it not only felt like burning, it "tasted like burning".

 

One of the most awful shots I've ever had.

 

Wild Turkey shot + Yukon Jack shot + Bacardi 151 shot + hint of cranberry juice + hint of grenadine + whipped cream on top

 

4.5 ounces of "Looks like fun" followed by 4.5 ounces of "what the f*** just happened to me?". Thankfully my body didn't know shots were bad for me at that point.

 

They know now.

I also blame Knight for my recent Meatloaf obsession. Thanks for reminding me of one of the greatest artists of the generation before me!

 

(no, seriously, thank you)

 

 

I GOTTA KNOW RIGHT NOW!

f***

f***

post padder...

Gotta love when you text a girl to say whats up and you get this text back

 

 

"wanna f***?!?"

 

 

Too bad she's not in the same town as me tonight....

Wait, she says she is in town.

 

 

 

Interesting. We'll see where this goes.

Or she made that up.

 

 

Son of a b****.

This is far too coherent of an account for you Heads.

I never got much past buzzed tonight.

 

I could have really gone for some awkward sex tonight, though.

I never got much past buzzed tonight.

 

I could have really gone for some awkward sex tonight, though.

 

Awkward sex rocks your socks

 

Trance music is sexy. Word.

After a heavy night of drinking our mostly mut asses off, (friend's 24th B-Day) I woke up yesterday (officially) with a cat on my crouch and a dog laying next to my face at my friend's crib and others friends in the next room (some also passed out, some weren't. My ass also hurts. Needless to say I was probably raped, then the animals had their way with me.

 

Ace = Used and abused. No wait....

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goose island off of sheff and north ftw; that is all.

After a heavy night of drinking our mostly mut asses off, (friend's 24th B-Day) I woke up yesterday (officially) with a cat on my crouch and a dog laying next to my face at my friend's crib and others friends in the next room (some also passed out, some weren't. My ass also hurts. Needless to say I was probably raped, then the animals had their way with me.

 

Ace = Used and abused. No wait....

 

lol, that reminds me of the old joke...

 

If you went camping with someone and you woke up with your ass hurting, would you tell anyone?

 

[person answers no]

 

Wanna go camping?

boa vs python is such a great move 2 dollars at block buster cuz they closing

Wow, I havent been this drunk in a while .Its kinda nice. Im eating hot fgos with relish and ketichip. and Fruit Gushers. MMMMMMMM. Oh, and I also mnad progress with a girl that everyone refers to as "nipples."

Wow, I havent been this drunk in a while .Its kinda nice. Im eating hot fgos with relish and ketichip. and Fruit Gushers. MMMMMMMM. Oh, and I also mnad progress with a girl that everyone refers to as "nipples."

 

Final Four weekends are the best.

I'm not drunk, but boy is my roommate. It was his 21st tonight, so naturally, I went all out and spent a ton of money on him buying the worst, nastiest, or strongest drinks I could buy. Let's just say that I've never seen this kind of volume of vomit. The guy was a tank for a while but he didn't pace himself because he was being cocky and now he's paying for it horribly. He's a little guy and had 12 shots/mixed drinks and a pitcher of PBR. It was insane.

I'm not drunk, but boy is my roommate. It was his 21st tonight, so naturally, I went all out and spent a ton of money on him buying the worst, nastiest, or strongest drinks I could buy. Let's just say that I've never seen this kind of volume of vomit. The guy was a tank for a while but he didn't pace himself because he was being cocky and now he's paying for it horribly. He's a little guy and had 12 shots/mixed drinks and a pitcher of PBR. It was insane.

 

Hahahahaha de ja vu of my 23rd this year, cept add about 10 shots and the pitcher was I believe a Jager mixture (friends still don't tell me what the hell they put in that thing besides jager) Sad thing was.. we went to another bar, and then I throw up in the bathroom, then on the floor, almost got kicked out, friend put a pitcher in my face and I throw up basically an entire pitcher and a half. Worse part is, they took pictures of it (which I still haven't seen) and on my way out supposedly fall twice on the concrete (explains the cuts/scraps) then fell in my friend's grass. (and guess what... he has a dog so naturally you know what I fell into)

So Madden is a great drinking game because if your better, ou drink more, so the gap closes by the end of the game.

So Madden is a great drinking game because if your better, ou drink more, so the gap closes by the end of the game.

 

what rules are you playing?

dude, Pearl Jam "Ten" is f***ing amazing, espcially if you get the whole mini-opera (Alive->Once->Footsteps) involved.