August 15, 200916 yr So since the game is not on TV, I'm bored, why don't we create nicknames from when those rare(frequent to me and flash) moments occur for all of our players on the 25 man roster. Basically, just come up with a nickname, if it sounds good and other people agree, we'll go with that. Sort of like Judy Garland. I'll start it off "Gas Can" Gavin "Firestarter" Freddy Mark "Buehr-s***"
August 15, 200916 yr Scott Linestink Wilson Beatmymeat Blobby Junks Scott Nogoodnik Octavio Blowtel Edited August 15, 200916 yr by son of a rude
August 15, 200916 yr Any nickname that is a knock on a player sucks. Those are the only nicknames i know =\
August 15, 200916 yr QUOTE (son of a rude @ Aug 15, 2009 -> 03:29 PM) Scott Linestink Wilson Beatmymeat Blobby Junks Scott Nogoodnik Octavio Blowtel Jim Blowme Ripping on Thome is just immoral.
August 15, 200916 yr I've been a fan of calling Buehrle "Bailey" ever since that Cowley article came out last year. http://www.prosportsdaily.com/comments/wel...08-01-2008.html ''I kill you, Gif-fey, like I kill Bailey'' -- yes, Juan still thinks Mark Buehrle's name is Bailey -- Uribe says, then walks away.
August 15, 200916 yr I call Jermaine Dye "White Guy" since thats what Uribe called him. Also, one time, my brother told his wife "Want to see why Juan Uribe is a pimp?" She thought he said "Laundry Baby Pimp", so that became Uribe's nickname.
August 15, 200916 yr Bad nicknames? How about... Bartolo Colon: Chubbs Matt Thornton: Thorntonator Gavin Floyd: Opie AJ Pierzynski: Blondie Jake Peavy: Leave it to Peaver
August 15, 200916 yr Author QUOTE (b-Rye @ Aug 15, 2009 -> 06:10 PM) Paul Bonerko Chayson Dix The Cuban Airhead LMAO, I like all of these alot.
August 15, 200916 yr QUOTE (b-Rye @ Aug 15, 2009 -> 06:10 PM) Paul Bonerko Chayson Dix The Cuban Airhead If those two players were more famous nationally, I guarantee those would be names of actual porn stars.
August 16, 200916 yr What was that really forced Jenks one that was bouncing around here last week? Blubbly Junks? Something like that. Yeah, well that one sucked
August 16, 200916 yr QUOTE (fathom @ Aug 15, 2009 -> 03:24 PM) You couldn't come up with a worst better nickname than Bacon Bacon makes everything better
August 16, 200916 yr I HATE nicknames. The only ones that I can even tolerate a little are TCQ and Bacon. Nicknames are created by people trying to sound cool, when they really make you sound like a nerd. Nicknames are one thing, but I REALLY hate when people do stuff like 'SPECTS instead of prospects. God that makes me wanna punch something...
August 16, 200916 yr QUOTE (Chet Kincaid @ Aug 16, 2009 -> 11:42 AM) I HATE nicknames. The only ones that I can even tolerate a little are TCQ and Bacon. So.......you probably would get kinda upset if I called you Chet "Lemon" Kincaid?
August 16, 200916 yr QUOTE (BigEdWalsh @ Aug 16, 2009 -> 01:16 PM) So.......you probably would get kinda upset if I called you Chet "Lemon" Kincaid? Probably not hahaha
August 16, 200916 yr QUOTE (Chet Kincaid @ Aug 16, 2009 -> 11:49 AM) Probably not hahaha Is your avatar a pic of when Brian Anderson put a cubs player in the hospital? I remember hearing something about it but couldn't really get any details as I live on the west coast and don't really get any sox coverage here.
August 16, 200916 yr QUOTE (b-Rye @ Aug 15, 2009 -> 06:10 PM) Paul Bonerko Konerko gives me a Bonerko. Edit: Not a nickname, just stating a fact. Edited August 16, 200916 yr by dasox24
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