I had a dream last night that I was apart of a South Park episode, and that a fountain of youth had been found, and it was in like one of the coldest spots ever. After much exploration in like -30 temperatures and advice from others, we found a spot where there was a warm water pond over like a stretch of rugged terrain with no roads to it at all. I saw several people find it and then jump in, and before I jumped in, I realized that by jumping in, you actually did go back to your youth, but you had to have true visions and thoughts before actually getting in, otherwise you would disintegrate like the dude in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. But, even if you did have true visions and thoughts, instead of like getting younger or more vitalized, you turned into a character from Sesame Street.

 

So I said f*** it and jumped in and turned into the Cookie Monster, and started hanging out with some other dudes who turned into Grover and Big Bird.

Awesome. Lemme guess... are you graduating soon?

 

 

 

Rolly demo :

 

Rolly on daft punk :

While cool, TOTALLY pointless.

Awesome. Lemme guess... are you graduating soon?

 

A lot of people close to me are, and I've been forced to grow up really quickly this semester and I am graduating way sooner than it actually feels like it is, so yeah, you could say that.

 

 

Rolly demo :

 

Rolly on daft punk :

 

I totally want a room full of those things!

12 human beings have walked on the moon, while only two human beings have traveled to and spent time at the deepest spot in the oceans. Is that effed up or what?

The past 40 hours I've spent laying down in my bed puking multiple times etc.

 

worst sickness i've ever had in my life and came so randomly and fast

12 human beings have walked on the moon, while only two human beings have traveled to and spent time at the deepest spot in the oceans. Is that effed up or what?

 

Challenger Deep?

Challenger Deep?

 

Yep, Piccard and Walsh in the Trieste, 50 years ago last week.

Yep, Piccard and Walsh in the Trieste, 50 years ago last week.

 

I wouldn't think it was that long ago. How far did they get down?

I wouldn't think it was that long ago. How far did they get down?

 

~10,900 meters (6.7 miles).

Edited January 27, 201016 yr by FlaSoxxJim

Meters? You communist.

Meters? You communist.

 

Eh, I translated into English units for the unwashed masses.

My God AT&T, this is incredible. I've had your service at home for a month now and today's the 3rd time my home phone service has gone out. And I had to put in an angry phone call just now just to try to get them to fix it before next Tuesday. ARGH.

 

I'm so switching to cell phones.

If I'm not mistaken, this free software will allow me to also use my laptop as an e-reader. Or am I mistaken?

My God AT&T, this is incredible. I've had your service at home for a month now and today's the 3rd time my home phone service has gone out. And I had to put in an angry phone call just now just to try to get them to fix it before next Tuesday. ARGH.

 

I'm so switching to cell phones.

AT&T is actually looking to get out of the landline business. Smart move on their part. They need to dedicate to getting Fiber to the home or Comcast (DOCSIS 3) and Verizon Fios are going to blow them out of the water and out of business.

AT&T is actually looking to get out of the landline business. Smart move on their part. They need to dedicate to getting Fiber to the home or Comcast (DOCSIS 3) and Verizon Fios are going to blow them out of the water and out of business.

After this month, I'd have absolutely no confidence in purchasing that service from AT&T.

That's brilliantly funny.

RIP Spirit. You served us well. Hopefully we'll see you on the other side of Martian winter.

Can I just say, I really hate the term over-educated. How can one be too educated? Is there ever "enough" education. wtf.

Can I just say, I really hate the term over-educated. How can one be too educated? Is there ever "enough" education. wtf.

 

There is a very easy test you can self-administer, Soxy.

 

Did you see the film Idiocracy? Did you like it? If not, you are over-educated.

 

I, of course, enjoyed it very much, so I'm safe.

 

Come try my cinnamon rolls at the vegan bake sale for Haiti relief. Tomorrow from 12-5 at Greenheart in Wicker Park (1911 W Division).

I seen Blue Man Group for the first time last night at the Briar. I didnt realize how much they get down musically with the live band up top the Blue Men, they were my favorite part of the whole thing.

"Intimate Moments For A Sensual Evening" by Aziz Ansari is some hilarious stand up.

 

"Intimate Moments For A Sensual Evening" by Aziz Ansari is some hilarious stand up.

Aziz is hilarious, I love that guy.

Come try my cinnamon rolls at the vegan bake sale for Haiti relief. Tomorrow from 12-5 at Greenheart in Wicker Park (1911 W Division).

 

 

How'd your sale go?