do you know anybody that would have their band consist of entirely Muppets? Only Sir Elton. Cuz Sir Elton f***ing tore s*** up, and he was the only one who had the balls to let Muppets be his backup.

You ever see/hear Elton John sing a song, and then proceed to suck? Something I haven't witnessed.

 

I think most of the stuff he did without Berbie Taupin is pretty awful, other than the Disney/Aida stuff where he had Tim Rice lyrics to work with. All the early stuff up through Captain Fantastic, though, is genius.

Is it badd when I'm buzzed, on the way to being drunk, before lunch time?

Is it badd when I'm buzzed, on the way to being drunk, before lunch time?

It's bad only because the rest of us are jealous.

Is it badd when I'm buzzed, on the way to being drunk, before lunch time?

 

For the record, your gettin robbed this year for the best drunk poster. More of a reason why I'm not a fan of the awards. I did vote for you too J4L. 2009 was definitely your year.

For the record, your gettin robbed this year for the best drunk poster. More of a reason why I'm not a fan of the awards. I did vote for you too J4L. 2009 was definitely your year.

 

SUCK ON THIS

For the record, your gettin robbed this year for the best drunk poster. More of a reason why I'm not a fan of the awards. I did vote for you too J4L. 2009 was definitely your year.

 

Oh, yes. The Soxtalk awards are like the Gold Glove awards in baseball.

I want him and his tortillas....DEAD!

Seriously I'm going on 20 straight years of being single on valentines day, w t f. I need to find a girl, soon.

Seriously I'm going on 20 straight years of being single on valentines day, w t f. I need to find a girl, soon.

 

This is my 3rd year. (broke up with my ex a couple years ago, 3 days before Valentines day) The first two were good (when you single, you get alot of love from da ladies ) but this year is really gonna suck.

Stella Artois and Blue Moon = underrated.

Well I'm starting to sober up but this is the 2nd straight week I almost beat the s*** out of my roommate, the only reason I haven't is because he is my roommate. Anywho, I ain't got s*** to do tomorrow so I think it's time to start drinking again. Whose with me?

 

Well I'm starting to sober up but this is the 2nd straight week I almost beat the s*** out of my roommate, the only reason I haven't is because he is my roommate. Anywho, I ain't got s*** to do tomorrow so I think it's time to start drinking again. Whose with me?

 

It's V-day. I'm single after getting my life force sucked outta me about a month ago. There's no sports going on (the all-star game sucks). I might just get alcohol poisoning today. So I'm with ya!

It's V-day. I'm single after getting my life force sucked outta me about a month ago. There's no sports going on (the all-star game sucks). I might just get alcohol poisoning today. So I'm with ya!

Jersey Shore Themed party last night, craziness.

It's V-day. I'm single after getting my life force sucked outta me about a month ago. There's no sports going on (the all-star game sucks). I might just get alcohol poisoning today. So I'm with ya!

i honestly kind of miss these days

Well I'm starting to sober up but this is the 2nd straight week I almost beat the s*** out of my roommate, the only reason I haven't is because he is my roommate. Anywho, I ain't got s*** to do tomorrow so I think it's time to start drinking again. Whose with me?

 

Thank god my roomate moved out and I got a single this year, although my suitemate is starting to get on my nerves now.

So I had this real good looking girl really into me at the bar tonight and as we were leaving she asked me if I remembered her name...um whoops.

So I had this real good looking girl really into me at the bar tonight and as we were leaving she asked me if I remembered her name...um whoops.

One of the worst feelings ever.

So I had this real good looking girl really into me at the bar tonight and as we were leaving she asked me if I remembered her name...um whoops.

 

At that point in time, you either say something to make the story legendary, or you make a last ditch effort.

 

 

I get so damn frustrated with my friends who always back out of stuff when it comes to drinking. They never drink their beers in beer pong, ring of fire, etc. Tonight they want to do Power Hour. I didn't want to just because I knew I'd be the only one actually trying to go the whole way. They say no and convince me otherwise. What happens not even 25 minutes in? All of them quit.

I get so damn frustrated with my friends who always back out of stuff when it comes to drinking. They never drink their beers in beer pong, ring of fire, etc. Tonight they want to do Power Hour. I didn't want to just because I knew I'd be the only one actually trying to go the whole way. They say no and convince me otherwise. What happens not even 25 minutes in? All of them quit.

 

Do all your friends have vaginas?

Do all your friends have vaginas?

 

One does. The other ones are just p*****s.

You know what? I'm realy excited for the Bulls offseason, I pray to god every night that Dwayne Wade comes home to Chi-town.. just wait... Drose, Dwade (both backed up by Kaptain Kirk when they need a break), Deng, Taj, and the combo of brad miller and Joakim that equals filth-nastiness

Hey Hawk, what Am I right now?