Oh and any scene with Frank and Steinbrenner was great. When Steinbrenner is informing them George is dead and all Frank cares about is trading Jay Buhner.

 

One of my favorite non-regular characters was Mr. Bookman, the guy who hunts down overdue books for the library. Also some good flashbacks to Jerry & George in high school in that episode.

One of my favorite non-regular characters was Mr. Bookman, the guy who hunts down overdue books for the library. Also some good flashbacks to Jerry & George in high school in that episode.

Can't Stan Ja!!

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"That's gold Jerry! GOLD!"

The bra-less Sue Ellen Mischke

My favorite episode is the one where the Kenny Roger's chicken place goes in across from Kramer's apartment. So many great parts from that episode. Jerry and Kramer switch apartments because of the neon lights and Jerry comes in all tweaked out like Kramer.

 

"Newman you wouldn't eat broccoli if it was deep fried in chocolate sauce."

 

"Baaaaaad Chicken!!!! Mess you up!!!"

 

I'll always have a soft spot for the Tweety Pez episode too as a pez collector.

Vile Weed!

You, Kruger. My son tells me your company STINKS!"

There are two episodes featuring people I went to High School with: The girl Jerry is dating who had previously been dumped by Newman, and the guy who gives Jerry the tickets to the hockey game that Puddy goes to in body-paint ("Gotta support the team!).

Yay, Jerry got it open!

"I'm gonna hire you to be my latex salesman? I don't think so."

Haha, I still have the voicemail mail machine message memorized and I haven't seen this episode in a year or two.

 

Jerry's mom, "How can anybody not like him?"

 

George on Elaine's dancing, "It's more like a full-body dry heave set to music."

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"You, Mr. Jerry Seinfeld, are no comedian."

Kramer to Jerry "You know what you are? You are an anti-Dentite!"

 

Babu to Jerry "Jerry, you are a bad man, you are a very very bad man!"

 

Gwen to George "I'm sorry George"

George "I don't understand, things were going great, something must of happened, what happened?"

Gwen "It's not you, it's me."

George "You're giving me the 'it's not you, it's me' routine?I invented it's not you, it's me.Nobody tells me it's them not me.

If it's anybody, it's me!"

Gwen "Alright George, it's you."

George "You're damn right it's me!"

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Elaine dancing gets me everytime.

Elaine dancing gets me everytime.

I started cracking up just reading your post.

Another really funny episode (well, they pretty much all were) was the one with the doll that looked like George's mom.

Elaine dancing gets me everytime.

 

Ray Lewis reminds me of Elaine Benes.

The episode where Elaine dates a guy and can't tell what race he is. Then in the end, he thinks she's Hispanic, but they both realize they're white.

I started cracking up just reading your post.

Another really funny episode (well, they pretty much all were) was the one with the doll that looked like George's mom.

 

I love George's mom and her ear piercing voice yelling out "Georgie!!"

The episode where Elaine dates a guy and can't tell what race he is. Then in the end, he thinks she's Hispanic, but they both realize they're white.

 

...and go to The Gap.

"George doesn't work, he's a bum."

Kramers face when he sees the golf ball. Is that a titelist?

 

I have laughed so many times just reading this dam thread. best tv comedy ever.

Kramer trying to get Joe DiMaggio's attention at the diner (DiMaggio's a dunker) -pounding on table and making that ridiculous high pitched YIP! and quickly looking away.

Great to see so many people in agreement that Seinfeld is probably the best comedy ever. What I really liked were the running gags that spanned several episodes and (more often) seasons, cropping up when you least expect them.

 

From Season 5. . .

 

Elaine's boyfriend Jake : So you heard that I was in a car accident , and then decided to stop off for some Jujyfruit?

 

Elaine (Mouth full of Jujyfruit): Well... the counter...was right there, and...

 

 

Then, 13 episodes later in the next season. . .

 

ELAINE: You know, we had a really bad break-up.

 

JERRY: The Jujy Fruits?

 

ELAINE: Yeah. . . the Jujy Fruits.

 

im bald, unemployed, and i live with my parents

I'm Cosmo Kramer, the "Assman"!