September 4, 201312 yr Author QUOTE (HickoryHuskers @ Sep 4, 2013 -> 10:23 AM) That doesn't prevent the earth from drying up unless you do it outside and very often. Can I just urinate? or turn the sprinklers on? Seems like there has to be a simpler solution in here
September 4, 201312 yr QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Sep 4, 2013 -> 11:40 AM) Can I just urinate? or turn the sprinklers on? Seems like there has to be a simpler solution in here
September 4, 201312 yr QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Sep 4, 2013 -> 09:40 AM) Can I just urinate? or turn the sprinklers on? Seems like there has to be a simpler solution in here That's what the catholic priests thought, too...and look how that turned out for everyone...
September 4, 201312 yr QUOTE (HickoryHuskers @ Sep 4, 2013 -> 10:23 AM) That doesn't prevent the earth from drying up unless you do it outside and very often. You caught me.
September 4, 201312 yr QUOTE (Y2HH @ Sep 3, 2013 -> 07:24 PM) No they're not, she "completes" you. careful, you're doing a damn good job of making me forget all about her with your loving words...
September 4, 201312 yr QUOTE (Reddy @ Sep 4, 2013 -> 03:38 PM) careful, you're doing a damn good job of making me forget all about her with your loving words... And yet you just brought her up again.
September 4, 201312 yr QUOTE (Y2HH @ Sep 4, 2013 -> 05:01 PM) And yet you just brought her up again. you're right, from now on it's all about you baby.
September 4, 201312 yr QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Sep 4, 2013 -> 10:22 AM) I masturbate No, no, no, no, no, no, NOOOOOOO! That was a metaphor for your life, not actual crops drying out under the sun. You're the one drying up. You're the Chuck Knoblauch of love...unable to make an easy throw FTW. :/ Sadly, there is nothing I can do for you right now...the only advice I can give you is to give up. Throw in the unused towel. Edited September 4, 201312 yr by Y2HH
September 5, 201312 yr QUOTE (Y2HH @ Sep 4, 2013 -> 05:51 PM) No, no, no, no, no, no, NOOOOOOO! That was a metaphor for your life, not actual crops drying out under the sun. You're the one drying up. You're the Chuck Knoblauch of love...unable to make an easy throw FTW. :/ Sadly, there is nothing I can do for you right now...the only advice I can give you is to give up. Throw in the unused towel. so... if he throws in the towel... can I use it instead?
September 5, 201312 yr QUOTE (Reddy @ Sep 4, 2013 -> 09:29 PM) so... if he throws in the towel... can I use it instead? Negative, your mission remains finding the lost love that completes you. Edited September 5, 201312 yr by Y2HH
September 5, 201312 yr Author QUOTE (Y2HH @ Sep 4, 2013 -> 06:51 PM) No, no, no, no, no, no, NOOOOOOO! That was a metaphor for your life, not actual crops drying out under the sun. You're the one drying up. You're the Chuck Knoblauch of love...unable to make an easy throw FTW. :/ Sadly, there is nothing I can do for you right now...the only advice I can give you is to give up. Throw in the unused towel. That's fine, I have plenty of socks
September 5, 201312 yr I'm really hoping I get invited to the Reddy-Y2HH wedding with Wite as the flower girl.
September 5, 201312 yr Author QUOTE (Rowand44 @ Sep 5, 2013 -> 11:51 AM) I'm really hoping I get invited to the Reddy-Y2HH wedding with Wite as the flower girl. Despite what Y2HH says, I still have plenty of my flower seed left over. Hopefully I can pollinate something too
September 5, 201312 yr QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Sep 5, 2013 -> 11:54 AM) Despite what Y2HH says, I still have plenty of my flower seed left over. Hopefully I can pollinate something too This is lies.
September 5, 201312 yr Anyone got any specific date ideas in the southwest burbs that aren't dinner or a movie? Preferably something not too expensive. I'm bored.
September 5, 201312 yr QUOTE (Buehrle>Wood @ Sep 5, 2013 -> 10:48 PM) Anyone got any specific date ideas in the southwest burbs that aren't dinner or a movie? Preferably something not too expensive. I'm bored. Heading out for a drink?
September 7, 201312 yr QUOTE (Buehrle>Wood @ Sep 5, 2013 -> 09:48 PM) Anyone got any specific date ideas in the southwest burbs that aren't dinner or a movie? Preferably something not too expensive. I'm bored. Playing pool and having a few drinks. Or go get coffee
September 9, 201312 yr QUOTE (Buehrle>Wood @ Sep 5, 2013 -> 04:48 PM) Anyone got any specific date ideas in the southwest burbs that aren't dinner or a movie? Preferably something not too expensive. I'm bored. Making dinner together, something that actually requires cooking, is a good date. Very few women will not like this as it will allow you plenty of time for conversation and you could gauge her culinary prowess at the same time.
September 10, 201312 yr QUOTE (pettie4sox @ Sep 9, 2013 -> 11:12 AM) Making dinner together, something that actually requires cooking, is a good date. Very few women will not like this as it will allow you plenty of time for conversation and you could gauge her culinary prowess at the same time. Cuz after all, what's the point of a woman if she can't make you top shelf sammiches?
September 10, 201312 yr QUOTE (Reddy @ Sep 10, 2013 -> 10:07 AM) Cuz after all, what's the point of a woman if she can't make you top shelf sammiches? Man's got to eat, Reddy.
September 25, 201312 yr hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Y2HH was right. got coffee with the ex last night and talked for like 4 hours, and yes I need to get my ass laid. mission accepted. for three months I was totally cool with everything - see her again and it's like OMIGOSHILOVEYOUshutthef***upbrainyou'rearetard. b****es.
September 25, 201312 yr Author QUOTE (Reddy @ Sep 25, 2013 -> 08:04 AM) hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Y2HH was right. got coffee with the ex last night and talked for like 4 hours, and yes I need to get my ass laid. mission accepted. for three months I was totally cool with everything - see her again and it's like OMIGOSHILOVEYOUshutthef***upbrainyou'rearetard. b****es. Was this a "first love" or not?
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