August 19, 201015 yr QUOTE (IceCreamPants @ Aug 18, 2010 -> 05:54 PM) He tried too but he was given a Matt Abbaticola and his butt hurt to much after that. If he hadn't have done it in the Can of Corn, there wouldn't have been a need to stretch.
August 19, 201015 yr QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Aug 18, 2010 -> 08:22 PM) If he hadn't have done it in the Can of Corn, there wouldn't have been a need to stretch. No matter where he did it he would have been BLEEPIN himself.
August 19, 201015 yr QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Aug 19, 2010 -> 01:10 PM) He tried to do it again, but realized he was down to his last bullet. Don't stop now boy
August 19, 201015 yr QUOTE (BigSqwert @ Aug 19, 2010 -> 01:15 PM) To get into the mood he played this record... Awesome!
August 19, 201015 yr Then he farted. His dog ran out of the room after smelling the stench and he yelled, "GAS, HE GONE"
August 19, 201015 yr Author QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Aug 19, 2010 -> 01:29 PM) After all of it, he was only left with a Big Hurt. Well thats because he was hung like El Caballo.
August 19, 201015 yr QUOTE (IceCreamPants @ Aug 19, 2010 -> 01:50 PM) Well thats because he was hung like El Caballo. And could use it to hang out all the drawers in Cook County.
August 19, 201015 yr Then he got under the covers and yelled "Come on, Timo! Come on, Timo, Come on, Timo!"
August 19, 201015 yr QUOTE (IceCreamPants @ Aug 19, 2010 -> 01:50 PM) Well thats because he was hung like El Caballo. Your what hurts?
August 19, 201015 yr Author QUOTE (Leonard Zelig @ Aug 19, 2010 -> 02:49 PM) Your what hurts? My Carl Yastrzemski hurts.
August 20, 201015 yr QUOTE (pittshoganerkoff @ Aug 19, 2010 -> 02:14 PM) Then he got under the covers and yelled "Come on, Timo! Come on, Timo, Come on, Timo!" He then proceeded to ride him hard and put him away wet.
August 20, 201015 yr I just bookmarked this thread. I didn't mean to start all this. This is awesome.
August 20, 201015 yr QUOTE (IceCreamPants @ Aug 19, 2010 -> 03:06 PM) My Carl Yastrzemski hurts. Was it cause you tried to pull a greased nail out of your behind with a pair of pliers?
August 20, 201015 yr QUOTE (Quinarvy @ Aug 19, 2010 -> 10:38 PM) Was it cause you tried to pull a greased nail out of your behind with a pair of pliers? Mah booty is so tight...
August 20, 201015 yr QUOTE (BigSqwert @ Aug 18, 2010 -> 09:33 PM) We need to go to the closest Shell station and have a gasoline fight near my jeep. insurance fraud anyone?
August 20, 201015 yr QUOTE (elrockinMT @ Aug 20, 2010 -> 09:40 AM) insurance fraud anyone? YOU CAN PUT IT ON THE BOOOOOOOOOARD, YES!
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