I hope that whatever plans that you have go well for you and that everyone involved in those plans has a wonderful time.

 

Merry Christmas everyone! This is my daughters first Christmas so im pretty pumped!

To Whom it May Concern....

 

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

 

In addition, please also accept our best wishes for a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2011, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make this country great (not to imply that this country is necessarily greater than any other country or area of choice), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual orientation of the wishers.

 

This wish is limited to the customary and usual good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first. "Holiday" is not intended to, nor shall it be considered, limited to the usual Judeo-Christian celebrations or observances, or to such activities of any organized or ad hoc religious community, group, individual or belief (or lack thereof).

 

Note: By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher at any time, for any reason or for no reason at all. This greeting is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. This greeting implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for the wisher her/himself or others, or responsibility for the consequences which may arise from the implementation or non- implementation of it.

 

This greeting is void where prohibited by law.

Have Yourself an Individually or Group Gratifying Post-Winter Solstice Traditional North American Federal Holiday!

Happy Birthday dude. Cheers

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh....I mean Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas to everyone here who loves the Sox as much as I do. Here's to you and yours.

Merry Christmas to everybody except wite.

Good, somewhere I can post this again.

 

‎'Twas the night before Christmas

When all through the house

Everyone felt s***ty,

Even the mouse.

 

...With mom at the whorehouse

And Dad smoking grass

I had just settled down

For a nice piece of ass.

 

When out on the lawn

There arose such a clatter

I sprang to my piece

To see what was the matter.

 

Then out on the lawn

I saw a big dick

And I knew in a moment

It must be St. Nick.

 

He came down the chimney

Like a bat out of hell

And I knew in a moment

That the f***er had fell.

 

He filled all our stockings

With pretzels and beer

And a big rubber dick

For my brother the queer.

 

He shot up the chimney

With a thunderous fart

The son of a b****

Blew my chimney apart!

 

He swore and he cursed

As he rode out of sight

Piss on you all,

And have a hell of a night!

Edited December 25, 201015 yr by lostfan

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Merry Xmas, hope Santa doesn't gun you down.

I'm offended by all this mention of the holiday season.

Happy HOlidays everyone!

To Whom it May Concern....

 

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

 

In addition, please also accept our best wishes for a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2011, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make this country great (not to imply that this country is necessarily greater than any other country or area of choice), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual orientation of the wishers.

 

This wish is limited to the customary and usual good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first. "Holiday" is not intended to, nor shall it be considered, limited to the usual Judeo-Christian celebrations or observances, or to such activities of any organized or ad hoc religious community, group, individual or belief (or lack thereof).

 

Note: By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher at any time, for any reason or for no reason at all. This greeting is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. This greeting implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for the wisher her/himself or others, or responsibility for the consequences which may arise from the implementation or non- implementation of it.

 

This greeting is void where prohibited by law.

 

My gosh! If that so called "politically correct" message was writren off of the top of your head, then it's pretty impressive to come up with all of the terms and quotes and all of the legality with it. I'll keep it short and non-politacally correct.

Merry christmas and happy New Year.

My gosh! If that so called "politically correct" message was writren off of the top of your head, then it's pretty impressive to come up with all of the terms and quotes and all of the legality with it. I'll keep it short and non-politacally correct.

Merry christmas and happy New Year.

 

In the spirit of the US Government I saw it and took it.