Anyone wanting to rid themselves of any pesky money can feel free to send it to me!

There are people who have been caught stealing money while working at banks by transferring 1/4 of a penny's interest from every interest bearing account and putting it into an open account. They ended up with thousands of dollars when they finally were caught.

 

Sup

 

Yo.

 

Yo.

 

Is that Gene Hackman? What movie?

Is that Gene Hackman? What movie?

 

Damn, I mixed up my characters. It was Richard Pryor in Superman III. I was thinking it was Lex Luthor.

 

 

I steal lots of money by the penny too

 

Damn it. Wrong Penny.

 

 

I steal lots of money by the penny too

 

Now who?

There are people who have been caught stealing money while working at banks by transferring 1/4 of a penny's interest from every interest bearing account and putting it into an open account. They ended up with thousands of dollars when they finally were caught.

 

It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.

I actually find myself paying with my debit card even when I have enough cash, just to avoid getting pennies.

 

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Eliminating pennies and dollar bills is a good start, but I'd go further.

 

Eliminate dimes, half-dollars, ten dollar bills, and fifty dollar bills.

 

All the currency you need are nickels, quarters, dollar coins, fives, twenties, and hundreds. Though unnecessary, I would keep the $2 bill around to appease the people who hate coins so much.

 

Also may want to consider putting the $500 bill back into circulation due to inflation.

 

So if I buy something for $4.30 and give the cashier a $20 I'll get 3 fives 2 quarters and 4 nickels.

 

That's 1 extra bill and 2 extra coins than what I would get now.

 

 

 

So if I buy something for $4.30 and give the cashier a $20 I'll get 3 fives 2 quarters and 4 nickels.

 

That's 1 extra bill and 2 extra coins than what I would get now.

Use your debit card, hippy.

Use your debit card, hippy.

I stopped doing that when my bank decided it didn't want me to.

The dollar coin is dead

 

http://www.chicagotribune.com/business/bre...0,5476345.story

 

I just wish I would have been timely enough to take advantage of the dollar coins for frequent flier miles scam before the feds kiboshed it last year.

 

For the record, I do like large-denomination coins and I wish it would have caught on here. I loved the size and heft of a one pound coin and the fact that I could buy a half-pint and pay for it with a single coin about the size of a thick penny was psychologically soothing.

Use your debit card, hippy.

 

I actually don't use cash much except when I buy gas. I can't pass up a 12 cent discount/gallon.

The Lindsay Lohan pics are terrible and airbrushed to s***.

I actually find myself paying with my debit card even when I have enough cash, just to avoid getting pennies.

 

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Eliminating pennies and dollar bills is a good start, but I'd go further.

 

Eliminate dimes, half-dollars, ten dollar bills, and fifty dollar bills.

 

All the currency you need are nickels, quarters, dollar coins, fives, twenties, and hundreds. Though unnecessary, I would keep the $2 bill around to appease the people who hate coins so much.

 

Also may want to consider putting the $500 bill back into circulation due to inflation.

 

But think of the strippers!

But think of the strippers!

In Canada, the strippers wear hardhats to dodge to Loonies.

The Lindsay Lohan pics are terrible and airbrushed to s***.

 

Well, the tits looks pretty nice, but yeah definitely airbrushed and doesn't even look like her.

So in May next year, I will be on here even more than I am now. Major surgery requiring a 2 week hospital stay.

 

Crossing fingers for a Charlize Theron look alike as a nurse.

Officially done with college. Just took my last final exam. Time to celebrate.

Officially done with college. Just took my last final exam. Time to celebrate.

Congrats! See you in grad school in a couple years...

Congrats! See you in grad school in a couple years...

f*** that.

Now who?

 

Fisher Stevens in the movie Hackers as the villain Plague.