It's Ozzie telling Kenny: This is what I think of your $56 million whiff machine.

 

get me Kotsay back.

 

Now.

Konerko scratched with a wrist thing. He'll be ok, sounds like.

 

Dunn will start...and he'll get a hit off Oliver. I promise.

Konerko had minor surgery today and is out of lineup. Could be able pinch hit. Dunn in at first base per Merkin

Konerko had minor surgery today and is out of lineup. Could be able pinch hit. Dunn in at first base per Merkin

Did Ozzie not know that PK was having surgery today? Because why would Ozzie put PK in the line up otherwise

also had a loose fragment in his wrist.

I wish I had loose bodies floating around.

White Sox the free game of the day on mlb.tv again tonight. What the hell am I paying for?

PLEASE keep this hot streak going. I am not in the mood to see this losing streak vs. the Tigers continue to some Triple A scrub.

Konerko scratched with a wrist thing. He'll be ok, sounds like.

 

Dunn will start...and he'll get a hit off Oliver. I promise.

You promise. Alright then....I'll go one further. I'll promise he gets TWO hits.

Brandon Inge was placed on the DL for having mono. Sweeet. Maybe Brandon needs to stop kissing all the girls.

You promise. Alright then....I'll go one further. I'll promise he gets TWO hits.

 

And I will do you one better, and say he will have 3 strikeouts!!

 

Oh wait, you said hits? Nevermind, I'm out.

Dunn. Wow.

Dunn. Wow.

 

And Konerko's wrist surgery strikes early! Dunn can't get a groundball.

Shocked at how small the crowd is

Dunn. Wow.

 

And ruled a basehit? lol, what? That was not a difficult play at all....

Morel.

Good LORD is Miggy HUGE.

 

I don't see how that body can hold up another 7 years. Does anyone else get that feeling that if he doesn't get help he could be one of those tragic "if only" kinda stories at the end of this decade?

Let's get some runs right off the bat!

AJ batting cleanup makes me ill, but whatev.

Go Go Sox!

2 walks. Good start!

AJ batting cleanup makes me ill, but whatev.

Same here. I feel kinda woozy.

Well, AJ, are you fo real hot or not?

Hammer this kid Bases loaded!