That's like saying Oprah is a better lay than Whoopi Goldberg.

That's kinda puzzling, but I THINK I know what you mean (and that scares me).

Oprah's got huge juggs

 

And she is filthy rich.

lol at bruney, go flip some burgers

 

another guy from our system that is worthless AAA garbage

Bruneys a 29 year old journeyman. Not exactly what I'd call "from our system"

That like 6 straight guys for the A's to reach against Sale? I hate bringing him in to face righties...but hey, that's Ozzie for you.

 

Sale is supposed to be a stud. We have to win games.

Crain isn't exactly automatic nor is Bruney.

And she is filthy rich.

 

And you might be able to live out a fantasy with Gayle involved

Now Gordon will probably get a meaningless hit.

Or not.

The A's necks are going to be sore after this inning.

Santos time.

Gordon back below .240. I'm sick of waiting for this guy to explode.

Let's hope our closer can have such an easy 1-2-3.

Gordon back below .240. I'm sick of waiting for this guy to explode.

 

He's the perfect example of the saying "slider-speed bat"

One.

Santos is nasty. This franchise hasn't done anything right since '08. But I have to give credit where credit is due with Santos.

He's the perfect example of the saying "slider-speed bat"

 

Pretty much. I'll check fangraphs later to see how he's fairing against fastballs. I'm certain it's not good.

Two.

He's the perfect example of the saying "slider-speed bat"

It's not his bat, it's his body.

No fastballs please

Hawk doesn't realize Matsui sucks now.

Defensive indifference on a walk??

Put him away!!

Oh great...

 

Santos just hasn't had it lately.

Come on Sergio.....get this s*** nailed down....!!

Crap. Can't it just be easy.

So much for the 1.5 runs.