August 5, 201114 yr What the f*** happened to the SoxTalk I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? "Ooh, we're afraid to root for this team, we might predict more terrible moves." Well just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this. Mauer? Dead. Morenau? Dead. Pavano? Dead! "Silly Quin! The Piranhas aren't our problem this year!" What? "Yeah, we behind the Indians and Tigers!" Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Zulu nuked Lexington and Concord? Hell no! And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the goin' gets tough... the tough go All In! Who's with me? Let's go!
August 5, 201114 yr Author "I'm in!" " ¡Yo me listo!" "Oh man I'm IN! Man I-I-I'm gonna hit FORTY homeruns! And I'm gonna walk! Man I'm gonna be the best designated hitter ever! Hit balls into motherf***in' OUTTA SPACE. Aw yeah I'm in!" "This is gonna be a long year. God help us." "..."
August 5, 201114 yr Author "I got this. You can count on me." "100 mph pitches are EASY." "We're all in! ...the field"
August 5, 201114 yr Author "THAT GUY JUST SAID I FATIGUE EASY. I'LL GET HIM IN THE SIXTH!" "OK Adam. Seriously, I'm throwing you Mark Buehrle fastballs. Down the middle. And it went there. Straight up. The f*** is wrong with you?" "I've been practicing this swag walk for years. I'm in!" "Oh s***!" "Sweet lord! RUN SUPPORT" Edited August 5, 201114 yr by Quinarvy
August 5, 201114 yr Author "Crap! I missed the lineup posts, didn't I?!" _________________________________________ Made this because you knew sooner or later, the actual Germans bombed pearl harbor thing would pop up (I did it last year...). But we all seem extra pissed this year, so I threw a twist on it because I feel like we all needed a laugh. Edited August 5, 201114 yr by Quinarvy
August 5, 201114 yr Not to be a dick, but I don't see how this was funny. The whole time I was just thinking, "what the f*** is this?"
August 5, 201114 yr QUOTE (Milkman delivers @ Aug 5, 2011 -> 10:19 AM) Not to be a dick, but I don't see how this was funny. The whole time I was just thinking, "what the f*** is this?" Eh, it is a welcome change from the fire everyone stuff.
August 5, 201114 yr Heh guys: It's still early. We have a chance still right? Hawk says we can still do something, but it is getting late he admits
August 5, 201114 yr Author QUOTE (Milkman delivers @ Aug 5, 2011 -> 10:19 AM) Not to be a dick, but I don't see how this was funny. The whole time I was just thinking, "what the f*** is this?" QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Aug 5, 2011 -> 12:16 PM) Eh, it is a welcome change from the fire everyone stuff. ^^^ What 2k5 said. It seems the past few days we've had to fight for the sites reputation, watch a deadline go by, Ozzie call us idiots, etc. I felt like something different would help.
August 5, 201114 yr Author QUOTE (Milkman delivers @ Aug 5, 2011 -> 02:55 PM) Gotcha. I thought I was just missing the joke or references. The only jokes we're "It's not the Twins beating us" "Adam Dunn is a disappointment" "Alex Rios is gonna try 100% guys, I swear"
August 5, 201114 yr QUOTE (elrockinMT @ Aug 5, 2011 -> 12:52 PM) Heh guys: It's still early. We have a chance still right? Hawk says we can still do something, but it is getting late he admits Yeah...like take an interest in another team. They boys in my neck of the woods (or desert) are in a race and they are doing it with former Sox farmhands. If the Sox don't win this division I hope it's the Indians.
August 5, 201114 yr QUOTE (kitekrazy @ Aug 5, 2011 -> 03:10 PM) Yeah...like take an interest in another team. They boys in my neck of the woods (or desert) are in a race and they are doing it with former Sox farmhands. If the Sox don't win this division I hope it's the Indians. The Pirates were my distraction until they started sucking it up recently too.. I'm down to only having hope in the Brewers.
August 6, 201114 yr QUOTE (Milkman delivers @ Aug 5, 2011 -> 12:55 PM) Gotcha. I thought I was just missing the joke or references. Missing the jokes or references ? It's the annual Animal House speech with a few twists. I liked it but I'm a huge Animal House fan so I'll never get tired of it.
August 6, 201114 yr I have avoided Soxtalk and the White Sox all day. Didn't see the game, but love the outcome. And this thread.....Classic! Well done Quin!!!
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