That miller chill commercial on the score that plays 15 times in an hour is the worst piece of media in the history of media. It would be the sad shock of a lifetime if whoever greenlighted that/was involved in the production of it are still employed by miller brewing company. There aren't words in the english language capable of describing how horrid that minute (it feels like 15 minutes) of airtime is. I feel ashamed for those involved with this abomination.

Edited May 4, 200817 yr by ChiSox35

Better then that damn Subway commercial. Everytime it comes on I end up singing myself into a coma.

Are you talking about $5 footlongs? Cause if I had to choose between listening to that for a month straight nonstop or listening to "splittin' sides as the laughter goes rouUUNND" twice in a row I'd choose the subway. I'm an easygoing person with whom it takes much effort to piss me off. Rarely ever do actual people get to that point, but this noise pollution hit the first pitch right out of the park.

 

*edit* i'll drink squirrel urine by the cup before one drop of this beverage enters my mouth.

Edited May 4, 200817 yr by ChiSox35

That miller chill commercial on the score that plays 15 times in an hour is the worst piece of media in the history of media.

The chances of that are...........remote.

 

/thread

I haven't changed my coaster in a week.

I dont know, I happen to think that the Illinois Lottery commercial "Have a ball" is 50X more annoying than the Miller chill commercials. The one with the old uglies dancing in the green room. I have seen and heard that commercial a billion times

That Chill ad is really annoying, true, but the Subway $5 footlong ads just creep me out. It looks like a bunch of people trying to use sign language to solicit cheap sex with Dirk Diggler.

Obviously you guys arent familiar with my friend and mentor Juan Tamayo. I would say he alone forced me to get Sirius radio.

What the french, toast?

What the french, toast?

 

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The difference with the Subway commercial is I don't know if they were going for seriousness. It was a lighthearted attempt to make you think about subway. The chill commercial features a tool reading a poem and he's as serious as thome konerko dye going 0-12 in a baseball game.

The best commercial is the Most Interesting Man in the World.

The best commercial is the Most Interesting Man in the World.

 

Those suck. Just like Dos Equis.

The best commercial is the Most Interesting Man in the World.

I agree, those are good. Hopefully they dont make a TV show about it though.

The best commercial is the Most Interesting Man in the World.

 

Yeah, I like those. Mostly because they remind me of Palehose7's "Grindiest man in the World" take-off.

Those suck. Just like Dos Equis.

 

The dark, while no Negro Modelo, is pretty drinkable I think.

Edited May 5, 200817 yr by FlaSoxxJim

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Those suck. Just like Dos Equis.

Question about Dos equis! At the end of the commercial, the old codger says "Stay thirsty my friends!" Well if one of the reasons that you drink liquids is to quench your thirst, is this in fact a subliminal message saying "Don't buy our beer?" If you bought it, it would quench your thirst..........but he is saying "Stay thirsty!!" OK then, I'll stay thirsty! I won't buy your beer. I'll eat a box of crackers if it will make him happy!

 

Question about Dos equis! At the end of the commercial, the old codger says "Stay thirsty my friends!" Well if one of the reasons that you drink liquids is to quench your thirst, is this in fact a subliminal message saying "Don't buy our beer?" If you bought it, it would quench your thirst..........but he is saying "Stay thirsty!!" OK then, I'll stay thirsty! I won't buy your beer. I'll eat a box of crackers if it will make him happy!

Even though it dehydrates you I would think it is implying that if you are always thirsty you can always drink the beer.

Question about Dos equis! At the end of the commercial, the old codger says "Stay thirsty my friends!" Well if one of the reasons that you drink liquids is to quench your thirst, is this in fact a subliminal message saying "Don't buy our beer?" If you bought it, it would quench your thirst..........but he is saying "Stay thirsty!!" OK then, I'll stay thirsty! I won't buy your beer. I'll eat a box of crackers if it will make him happy!

Reminds me of this thread.

WHO ARE YOU CALLING A COOTIE QUEEN, LINT LICKER?

 

I love that commercial, one of my favorites.

BTW, I liked the Bud Light Lime the other day. Iced very cold, hanging out at the beach after doing a little surfing. As I explained to a beer purist that was with me, not everything has to taste like a beer. If I drink ice tea, I don't want it tasting like a beer, when I am in the mood for that particular taste, I'd order it again. Same as I jump around the beer aisle with different styles. Hell, I even drink michiladas, boiler makers, etc.

I take off my headphones at work when that Miller commercial comes on. So annoying.

 

The Subway one is stupid but doesn't annoy me. Seemed like they were trying to imitate Dunkin' donuts ads.

BTW, I liked the Bud Light Lime the other day. Iced very cold, hanging out at the beach after doing a little surfing. As I explained to a beer purist that was with me, not everything has to taste like a beer. If I drink ice tea, I don't want it tasting like a beer, when I am in the mood for that particular taste, I'd order it again. Same as I jump around the beer aisle with different styles. Hell, I even drink michiladas, boiler makers, etc.

 

A dedicated and knowledgeable beer purist would not agree that "tastes like beer" is even an appropriate phrase, given the vast array of global arrays styles, subcategories and flavors.

 

Then again, I have a hard time believing that a squirt of lime juice would turn Bud Light into anything I'd go out of my way to try.

 

Thinking this Cinco de Mayo is going to be dominated by Negro Modelo and a margarita here and there. Damn, is it 5:00 yet?

 

 

 

WHO ARE YOU CALLING A COOTIE QUEEN, LINT LICKER?

WHAT THE FRENCH, TOAST?