WestEddy

I would think having a headful of dreads slapping you in the face every swing would be a bit distracting.

That was a nice play by Peters, cutting that ball off, and getting it in.

Cubs are in a larger market, aren't they?

I keep wondering why they need underage moderators.

Acuña definitely seems moved to the bench.

The Slam Binge Ninjas

I don't like Southside Samurai because it's generic and lazy. Like calling Tanner McDougal the "Lakefront Leprechaun". Or calling Noah Schultz the "Out-gettin' Kraut". But that's the world we live in. SS Samurai is safe, kids could remember it, generic. I think some people react dramatically to one's ethnicity being put in the spotlight. One time at a work Xmas party, I was telling a couple younger kids about how my parents would always point out the Ukrainians among us. There was a resentment that went back to the war, and who sided with Russia and who sided with Germany. Those 20-somethings looked like they wanted to run away, they were so nervous about any ethnicity being discussed around them.

Pallette had 4 years to establish himself. f*** him. I agree that Getz got a little cocky with the Rule 5, and maybe a couple other roster spots. I think he's recovering okay, though.

I was going to post that, but they were in stasis, and I think Getz kind of "panicked", wanting to start out strong. I endorse.

Murakami?

San Diego fans so happy with a run scored. Just like Cub fans when the other team hits a foul ball.

All the White Sox are hitting. Fernando Jr. remembering his time in the Sox org to get three.

Hey, It's Bido pitching with a Lead-O

Use your Google Translate and tell them what you want. Maybe they don't put it in the case. You speak any Polish?

This Romo dude has a pretty good strike zone command.

Scoreboard watching on May 1. Can't beat it!!

They found out Caulfield's a fan. Quite demoralizing.

How is a guy the Sox cut in the Padres' bullpen?

Tristan Peters dropping one in. Dude sticks.

You ever find your fresh Polish sausage, yet?

Shriff should work this into his shtick:

If Schriffen ever starts doing Dolemite memes, I'm in.

If I was on the broadcast and there was a Polish player, I'd wear out the Pilsudski memes.

The league is scared of a resurgent Sox team.