WestEddy

They're probably looking at stats-driven scouting reports, now.

These people dump millions of dollars into political campaigns to avoid a possible few hundred thousand tax hike. Yes.

Save a few million in a lost season?

Have you ever played a game with an actual horse shoe actually up your ass? I have, and you can't pivot your torso like that.

"We didn't have radio to call into back in my day. We yelled out the window over the hanging wash at our neighbors. "

Tonight's Wooden Domino Set night.

My observation is that at 20, everybody wants to hear what you think about anything. You're young, your viewpoint is interesting in that it's a fresh take on something. At 40, nobody really wants to hear it, but they'll let you finish out of respect, then get back to what they were talking about. At 60, they just talk over you, like, "Oh, I couldn't imagine even you were interested in what you had to say, so I just started talking." I'll report back in 17 years what 80 is like. I don't expect it to get better.

Dude's from upstate New York.

Yeah, I think it's more a younger generational thing to weep openly about a baseball team not bucking one's manhood.

Smart man watches happy lady pick up home run baseball and do jumping jacks.

Sisters were lookin' out for her, tho.

Why is every insurance commercial seem like watching your co-worker's level one improv graduation show?

Dude will never pay for oral in Chicago for the rest of his life.

Build the Chris Getz statue!!

And if you catch a kid, give it to a baseball player.

We all need nourishment for the sprints. Chris Getz knows that. Extend him!

He corrected the mansplainer on how Bitcoin really works.

If he doesn't catch a ball, I'm sure he gives the mitt to a child.

Chris Getz took Colson to Arizona and taught him how to hit home runs. Thank God for Chris Getz!!!!

Brian Cashman is crying right now in his office for releasing Randall Grichuk.

God bless Chris Getz for his utter genius of trading for Miguel Vargas and tricking the league into passing on Mune. Give that guy an extension and a payroll!!!

"No, the egg travels down the fallopian tubes into the stomach! I work out with a doctor!"