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Send.The.White.Sox.To.Schaumburg

If anybody sees the offense please report to Aisle 2020 at Target.

How about some hitting you stiffs.

Forgot he had dementia. Best to Tom Terrific.

Teams need two catchers and they can make room for McCann if they need to.

Lopez is mop-up man and that is where we are with him. Rodon is a budding non-tender. Gonzalez has been a waste of money. Next.

Winning streak was a tease.

Slowly giving this one away.

Not taking charge will cost the Sox.

You say Pineda I say pinata. Guy is in worse shape than me.

This team will go as far as Yolmer and his bucket can carry them. He tends to be clutch at times too.

Michael Pineda will start for the Twins tonight in the second game of a crucial three-game series against the Chicago White Sox at Target Field. Center fielder Byron Buxton also returns from a shoulder injury and will be in the lineup tonight. The Twins have lost six in a row. Miguel Sano will lead off tonight as they try to break that string. --Star Tribune. Juan Minaya was DFA and Donaldson returns tomorrow.

Only if you were the Twins manager. Sox have to steamroll them while they are down and grill some Twinkie burgers on the Hibachi.

Our Sox may be heroic and adorable but they get injured when they have to slide. They should avoid stealing and just hit homers without touching the bases.

Rich Hill goes all the way back to 2006, pitching to Michael Barrett when AJ slid into home.

Dangling Rodon is a trick that won't work anymore. He might have two more innings in him this season.

Never purchase a pitcher made of glass. GG not offering much value this season.

Rodon might be in the pen soon if he doesn't re-injure himself. They should let a Sox Math winner announce his non-tender this fall. Vaya con Fritos.

Incredible announcement overnight! Go Sox!!?

MLBTR not aware Pineda is back starting for the Twinks.

Monday Rich Hill/ Tuesday Miguel Pineda/ Wednesday Jose Berrios. Supposedly.

Nobody would trade Robert you chowder head. Not even you.

Kopech is too unstable to have a substantial career. He should be available. Tough luck.

Just announced this game is seven innings.

In my day guys would pitch 300 innings and say thanks