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Steve and Jason rn

Thoughts go out to Kopech, hopefully it wasn't a parent or someone he was really close to (though I think we would have heard specifics by now if so). From a baseball perspective, this means Kopech is still eligible to throw one of the DH games on Monday, assuming he is physically and mentally ready to go?

They shouldn't let Rodon pitch noon games. His stuff is way too gross to watch if you are eating.

This must be what it felt like to be a fan of a team that lost to Mat Latos in the first 8 weeks of 2016

My friend has had both the MGS alert sound effect and the 'Hey, Listen!' from Zelda as text tones on his phone, so great.

Yes, exactly! 🔥 ....oh, wait, did say this as a defense of Tony?

Reported for wishing physical harm on Tony

Tony can -- sincerely -- go fuck himself

Somehow you were both correct and incorrect at the same time

Fucking cowards

Before this thread goes off the rails, I'd like to remind everyone it is totally possible to think Madrigal has a good chance to develop into a solid or better major leaguer and also not think a single home run proves anything.

Even the team is so shocked that they forgot to give him the silent treatment!

The only thing Moncada is disinterested in is calling for pop-ups

🙄This analogy made perfect sense, though maybe you didn't hear it correctly over the sound of what I presume is you yelling at your TV every time Jason talks

Considering that we lost Jose in game one, how in the world do you sit Tim AND Grandal. Throw Grandal at 1st, Vaughn in LF, Mendick in RF, Tim at SS, and sit Leury and Eaton. I don't care if this was what you drew up this morning, you can't have a lineup that is 50% back up players.

Bottle this feeling and save it for a rainy day. There will be more valleys this season but this peak is good enough to necessitate a change of pants.

That's when we can celebrate.... AGAIN. You know that scene in Kill Bill where Kiddo digs herself out of her own grave and then is able to kill Bud by taking him by surprise? All I'm saying is that never happens if Bud was dancing on her grave all night.

I don't care how many games back they are, if there was a team I wanted us to put it all together against, it's the Twins

I'm living in SF and no, I could not have named all the Giants' starters

The pedant in me thought "Wow, there's a chance he may throw with his right hand tonight? impressive."

say it with me Fuck 👏 The 👏 Twins 👏 Let's go eat another lefty today

Hard to believe but this Twins bullpen is absolutely as awful as advertised.