Everything posted by DoUEvenShift
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With how big your hard-on for Eloy is you should be starring in Pornos.
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I grimace every time I watch the Sox.
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Thanks, didn't see the lineups posted anywhere yet
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Where'd you see this?
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As they say, "When in Naperville"They let Abreu go (finally), and we can't let Maldonado go. So they are smarter than us in my book70% jog then noodle arm throw at 50MPH back in. Why did we pay almost $80mil for this s%*#AGAIN ON THAT PLAYBENI HAS NO INSTINCT. MORE JOGGING!Absolutely. They should have a much higher level of decorum, such as Bill Maher or Rod Blagojevich.If Karma is real they're gonna have a longer curse than the CubsIt's the Miller Lite Landing (premium section). The first 4 rows are cushy wide seats with TV's and tickets come with a $20 voucher for concession. (So like 1.5 beers) Row 1 is on field level right behind the right field fence. It's also where people enter the "Beer Cave" which is one of my favorite parts of the park. (Pro tip - when most of the 100 level concessions have long lines you can almost always get an instant beer or take a piss down here with no line) Even if the entire section is empty and you try to sit in these seats security will kick you out because they are "premium". You are still allowed to stand right behind the seats and there are some tables to put your drink on. It's a cool vantage point. https://www.mlb.com/whitesox/tickets/miller-lite-landingAnd that's 3 balls that go under Sosa's glove.Moncada makes both those plays btwCan yall stop bickering about next year to 2030 and just enjoy Crochet?Prediction: Crochet 11k's will drop ERA under 3 todayYankee stadium is a perfect fit for him with that Mickey Mouse right field.The mods give you way less storage than everyone else because you like GetzAnd we can all buy a house or 2 with our Moneyline bets!HAPPY PRIDE NIGHT!Thank god it's not Blopech8.2 longest start. Fedde has one 8.1 and Fedde and Crochet both a couple of 7.0sI absolutely love that behind home plate the 2 ads are for HOOTERS and JesusGive him the 9th Pedro!!!
