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What are we since we sent Collins?

I'm glad I'm already pretty plastered. Time to get more fucked up. Fuck you Angel Hernandez! And fuck you Ricky!

BLAZING SPEED EDWIN!

I do call STRIKE THREE on this one tho.

Big Frank likes to call him Roberts on the pre/post game show so I call SAFE on this spelling fact check.

Kudos, your profile name sure does match the quality of your posts.

That would require us to have a DH batting higher than .159

Bye Felicia. I choose to watch 2 innings of the team who just scored 4 with 1 out.

doesn't it mean lamb? (masculine)

Nomar with 3 hard hit balls. Exit velocity on first 2: 97.0 mph (.330 xBA) and 93.7 mph (.580 xBA) Third 88.9mph Single with .460 xBA. Hoping he's turning it around.

98% he's thrown 2 simulated games in the past 3 days and is looking/feeling good.

FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

MVP MVP!

Please don't scare me like that Eloy!

It seems like we have posters who will turn off game 1 of the World Series if we give up a leadoff single. LOL. You read some game threads that the score is 0-0 and you feel like we're down 10. It's at least a fun read.

Tim not hustling there??? Still hurt or?

May have spoke to soon on that first pitch to Yas lol

New ump crew thank god! Scary when you look forward to see Angel Hernandez over that BS in Cincinnati

Wanna put $100 on tonight's game with me and let it ride for 7-0?

really hoping this ump crew doesn’t follow us to Cle...

Interesting I could have sworn the game was on Fox

Fangraphs has us at 96.3%. I am a bit more than cautiously optimistic

Hey buddy