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I heard Trevor Bauer is still throwing 95mph on tik tok reels, we should check him out too

Damn our game threads will go from 10 posts to 5 posts when he starts.

The last year i had a ticket package was 2021. I told my rep that I moved out of state and to take me off any marketing lists. I didn't get any calls until this year so they have to be desperate. I almost feel bad for them. Impossible to make commission and it's not their fault.

I'm one of those dozen dimwits

Miguel Cabrera too

Did you tell Scotty Pods one day he's gonna hit a walkoff in the world series?

I may have missed something, I'll double check before Saturday. Of the 33 games looks like we have: 20 - Video available 10 - Radio/audio only 3 - No broadcast options

Steve Stone would be proud

Praying for him. As if he hasn't already dealt with enough. https://www.mlb.com/news/bobby-jenks-former-mlb-closer-battling-cancer

I didn't know Pinch Hitter was a position?

There are nearly 7,000 parking spaces conveniently adjacent to Target Field in the ABC/Hawthorne ramps

0.1%

I'd be right with you, but since I'm in NC i'm going to try to find a silver lining and catch more minor league games and check out the prospects the next couple (few?) (several?) years.

Mr. 3000! Only 2,762 to go

Hurley was hoarding food for himself and Ana Lucia killed Shannon. But that's not until 2026 season.

I hope the Bananas game has higher attendance than any Sox game next year as a f*** you to Jerry.

They sent me an email a little earlier. Nope, just a masochist.

First year I've seen them do this. Somehow my viewing record was actually worse than the 2024 record...

Do we like Getz again?

We got a great caulfield thread, now Eddy. Just need a Ron thread to complete the trifecta

wait til you learn he's from Naperville too!