DoUEvenShift

Bad day to be a beer. Friday + Happy Gilmore 2 release + Sox/Cubs. Dangerous combo. Apologies in advance for all caps posts later tonight but hopefully they are happy ones

FALSE ALARM

There will be plenty of enough smoke coming from Tray's ears

The speed he pitched at is also underrated. Especially considering how slow the average game was getting at that time. Games Under 2 Hours (2000-pres) *this is from 2020 so there are probably more <2 hour games since pitch clock* Buehrle 10 Webb 5 Halladay 5 Lima 5 Duke 4 Carpenter 4 6 others 3 My aunt and uncle splurged on scout seats one time for the experience. (Unlimited food & booze!) and it happened to be this game. 1hr 39mins. Needless to say they felt cheated.

Maybe this is the Ishbia effect and we pay Robert the $20 mil? Maybe I'm just hopefully delusional.

Moncada is way too cool to ever be spotted wearing a corny custom t-shirt.

DONT DOUBT DUMPER

Credit to Chase and New York on callin that!

Look at those thighs, no chance we blow it

BAA --- Big Ass Altavilla in for the close

I like a Louie Roberts SB here

4 hit game for Teel!

Take a breath doomers, this is still a W

Considering he already pitched tonight i'd say thats a stretch

Plesac may be a boomer but he knows how to use the internet so he is miles ahead of Stone (and Schriff) IMO

another 10 spot gawt damn!!!!!!

THAT WORKS

Aight Brooksy big AB be productive please

LETS FUCKIN GO!!!!!

COLLSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This offense has been so much fun to watch since the break