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Benintendi has been our best "Clutch Hitter" all year. Not conjecture i'll post numbers whem i'm less drunk tomorrow. He needs to give Colson some lessons.

SUCK IT BENI HATERS!!!!!!!!!

A psycho, if you will. His walk up song is "Crazy Train" btw. all these terms freak/psycho/crazy way better than your North Korea style nickname JUST SAYIN

PSYCHO SAM!!!!!

Guess i'm sad drinking instead of happy drinking tonight. Eric Haase recently DFA'd. Reese McGuire probably available...... make a play for Salvy?

Big challenge!

Welp at least we made him throw a bunch of pitches

Hell of an AB Sam! "Pesky" perfect description by Schriffdog

Give him a cig

Finally back to some good ole Schriffdog!

Facing former Sox legends Jake Burger and Nicky Lopez. Isn't he a local product or something?

Challenge accepted.

What's the candles WAR? Higher or lower than Vasil's Wand

and only 2 back of NYY with them coming to Chicago for 4 games next week.

6-4 over the last 3 road series. Keep that trending in the right direction and we'll be in a great spot. Pains me to say it but go Cubs (and Pirates and Angels)

Sox lead MLB in "Lost Last" stat- being unsuccessful on final challenge. For overall challenge win rate we rank 28/30.

top 2-3 in all offensive metrics with RISP

1-0 @joejoesox

And Dollar Tree parking lots

Check your DM's

5th inning a row with the leadoff batter on is the charm

Teel must have gone to the Quero-Romo School of Challenges

Just one, unless you are calling another one in game 2 of the doubleheader