Nokona

Damn, forgot that one too. But if we had Junior maybe we woudl have gone 11-0!

Kennyball. Ozzieball. Reinyball. I wont argue.

Some of my favorite 'forgotten plays' this year: Rowand catching the ball in LF when Pods lost it. Ozuna's play down the line at 3rd to save the game in the 2nd half. Ozuna steals home. Rowand's entire NY series Buerhle's 10 K game (mainly cause i was there) Dye nearly killing himself on a ball hit to the wall at either KC or CLE i dont remember Just some of the memories that ran through my head just now.

The Chicago White Sox messed with Texas. I think Chicago might be bigger.

I really didn't shove it in the face of anyone unless they asked for it. Several retards decided to wear their Cubs jerseys to school, my friends and I gave them a merciless "NINTEEN OH EIGHT" everytime we saw them.

Juan Uribe doesn't do stands.

f*** Moneyball. It's all about Kennyball. He said he wasnt that smart yesterday. Well then the only smarter man i know of is Einstein.

JR, congrats. Now does Selig get the NBA rings back? hahaha!

I jumped, hugged my dad, fell down in a half cry/half histerical laugh.

And just think, we wondered just why someone wanted to come to Chicago. He said "to a winner," we all just asked if he was really healthy. He hit his wife's weight the first 84 games (at least it seemed like it) he won us the f***ing MVP. I can not believe this.

Speechless. Numb. Glorious.

A little late, on the brink of a possible World Series Championship, but meh...whatever. Hop on Peter.

Sweeping these douchebags would make this even better. f*** the Stros. f*** the Cubs. I hope the Cards continue their dominance.

I have no power to speak. I have no energy. I have school in less than 7 hours. I have two tests in my first two periods. I do not care. all i want for christmas is one more win.

Nuke sir, i expect better from you!

I love how they only showed it like 2 or 3 more times too.

I saw cocksucker as well. On Garner's part.

On a possible sweep..."MY LIFE IS COMPLETE!" "White Sox Baseball: Death is not an Option"

Hey, Hey, Hey. There's a reason the man was an All-Star this year. And not just because of our votes.

JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL. DONT EVER STOP BELIEVING. SCOTT PODSEDNIK. HE DATES PLAYBOY MODELS. HE STEALS BASES. HE HITS WALK OFF HOME RUNS. AM I IN HEAVEN!?

HE DATES PLAYBOY MODELS. HE HITS WALK OFF HOMERUNS. I WANT HIS CHILDREN. WHITE SOX BASEBALL. DEATH IS NOT AN OPTION.

DONT STOP BELIEVING.

Still getting goosebumps reading that. "Bases No Longer Loaded"

Will there be any standing room only tix available? Anybody have any idea?

SOUND THE SIRENS.