JTB

Cmon break this fucker wide open!

Colas!

Feels like Clevinger is tiring.

Sox have lead in all four games, at least I think we lead yesterday at some point. That seems like a positive trend to start the season. Keep getting the lead. Eventually the bullpen will come through (fingers crossed emoji).

LFG. Good start.

Stop walking shitty hitters. Seems like a good plan.

Well, here goes nothing. I want to be excited that it’s opening day, I really do. It’s just not happening. Maybe once I can sit down to watch after my son’s game tonight it will kick in. ??‍♂️

I was a HS coach when we got married. Also, she was joking. She has a director’s for the Federal Govt and makes a helluva of a lot more money than I do. ?

I’m a college basketball coach. My ex-wife used to tell me my job was organizing recess. (That’s not why she’s my ex. ?)

well, crap. I didn’t embed that.

Today is national fart day. https://nationaltoday.com/national-fart-day/

It isn’t any of our business, I agree. That it’s not our business doesn’t make philanderers any less of the assholes that they are.

May I suggest a minor surgery? Maybe extract a couple of wisdom teeth. Whatever it takes for him to feel OK about being a DH.

f*** cancer. Go win this Liam.

Oh f***! If the foodies say it’s BS does that mean it’s true?

I thought he was going to be Rocco.

I love it when the boys fight in public.

I would like to commend you for using anyway instead of anyways (there are those who will tell you that’s not a word) and couldn’t care less correctly.

This literally made me lol. The truth is often better better than fiction.

There is a Mendoza line joke in there somewhere.

f***, f***, fuckity, f***, f***, f***!

Whoever he is, he’d be better than LaRussa and Guillen. ?