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Bobby Witt Jr has hit a couple really hard balls tonight.

The ghost of Frank Menechino. You know he's sitting at a bar right now in a drunken state telling anyone who will listen that "ground balls wins games."

Yeah, I'm just giving him a hard time. It makes me laugh to think they would hire just an absolute disaster but in reality he seems like an ok guy.

Yep. He is on my fantasy team...with Francisco Lindor and Vlad Guerrero. I am fucked.

Salvador is having a game. He always hurts us.

Whew...I thought Steve called that.

That's the best way to describe him. I think he's just collecting a (very large) paycheck.

What does Lopez bring to the table? He can catch, run and talk...

Schiffren's first MLB game was 9 months ago.

Bill has dinner reservations at Joe's

Anybody else heading down to southern Illinois forbthe eclipse? I will be visiting lovely Paducah Kentucky...

Schiffren will be all over it... standing... awkward silence...obligatory reference to Kansas City BBQ.... some lame anecdote about Grossman calling his parents with the news...awkward silence...

It all started to go south when they hired LaRussa...it all accelerated when they renamed Loretta's Lounge for the lush.

I don't care whether Eloy has another AB with this team. Don't care.

I might have to turn this shitshow off and watch the last episode of Tokyo Vice.

He's Nick Swisher without the annoying personality.

Yoan makes that play. Such a shame he can't hit.

Benitendi's weak offense only surpassed by his weak arm.

Focus, skill, ability...a little of each

Nice frame job.

GIDP is the fate of this team.

That rbi single was a duck snort. It had all the muscle of my fat ass.

Soroka looks like the pitcher the Pirates brought in to strike out Roy Hobbs.

Yoan hustling for a contract.

I wonder if the Red Sox feel the same way about Moncada.