cuban_sammiches

I don't think the heavy stuffs gonna come down for quite awhile.

Long Dong De Jong

I can see that being the motto of the 2024 White Sox

No restrictions huh?

I wish this guys name was Chadwick Trump.

Gut check time.

Damnit Andrew.

Is that really Moncada? I think it's Leury Legend.

I don't think Jerry's ego will allow it to change anything.

Can I bring a friend? One of the ladies from La-Date?

I thought it was his speed on the basepath and presence in the clubhouse

Crochet is a reason to tune in.

Remember when Crochet used to walk out to the bullpen with the SpongeBob backpack? Totally different guy.

Did Steve just say we called him Lopey? Cuz I don't remember that...

Crochet has swagger.

Jason Bourgeois, an Ipod nano and his headphones is the White Sox sabermetrics department.

The temp isn't bad right now but there is a wind. Might be one of those games where pop-ups are flying out!

Who ya crappin'?

Sodfather is ready to deploy the troops.

I think we need to get creative and schedule a game against the Detroit Pistons.

He was loving that slice! I can relate.

Ankin Law has moved on from TA.

I grew up with a dad that refused to ever leave a game early. I would have left awhile ago.

Yeah, everyone looks like they don't even know each other's names and would rather be somewhere else.

That sounds like something the marketing department came up with.