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Well lets do something...I'm going to go get my Thomas picture packed soon as I await the response from the White Sox. But if soxtalk could put something together as a charity to these needy families or just if we could start a fund for stories like this, that'd be great. I believe that everyone deserves to be happy somehow...

Well if you want to be an asshole about it, take it up with me like a man in a PM. I was NOT bashing this signing of this minor league ball player. I am just saying that our minor league system is crap, other than 5-10 lucky players that MIGHT pan out. I wasn't complaining about the money in this signing? I was just saying, this isn't helping us win a friggin pennant, so why should we give a flying hell about this move? Oh wow, you can say the word "s***" aren't you so special, Mr. Dan?

Thats good to hear, and I'm hoping a few people agree with you. Overall this website is brought to us by Jason...he pays the bills and he's a good soul for making this site possible...

Even the passionate posters that have been banned before??? I hope I mean something to this site, Alex...

No, its just because of all the people we've lost though we have committed ourselves to getting better players faster. Thats all, Alex.

I'm saying that I believe our minors are unbelievably weak.

That would be wonderful. I've made so many people happy this holiday season, why not make more people happy throughout this holiday season? Especially for someone who may not have any hope...

Rock on!!! Metallica is unbelievably awesome...

I wrote everyone in my family a thank you for what they do and my older sister and mom had tears in their eyes because they were so happy.

There is a need, but its not the biggest thing they need. They need a middle infielder before a catcher.

I read that the kid lost a picture of Frank Thomas' that was autographed... I wish I knew information on him, I'd love to send him one of mine just to make someone's day, especially in the holiday season... Wish I knew a way to give him this...

I wouldn't say that, I like Burke A LOT...

Just a blast from the past... Say your prayers little one Don't forget, my son To include everyone Tuck you in, warm within Keep you free from sin Till the sandman he comes Sleep with one eye open Gripping your pillow tight Exit light Enter night Take my hand Off to never never land Something's wrong, shut the light Heavy thoughts tonight And they aren't of snow white Dreams of war, dreams of liars Dreams of dragon's fire And of things that will bite Sleep with one eye open Gripping your pillow tight Exit light Enter night Take my hand Off to never never land Now I lay me down to sleep Pray the lord my soul to keep If I die before I wake Pray the lord my soul to take Hush little baby, don't say a word And never mind that noise you heard It's just the beast under your bed, In your closet, in your head Exit light Enter night Grain of sand Exit light Enter night Take my hand We're off to never never land Life it seems, will fade away Drifting further every day Getting lost within myself Nothing matters no one else I have lost the will to live Simply nothing more to give There is nothing more for me Need the end to set me free Things are not what they used to be Missing one inside of me Deathly lost, this can't be real Cannot stand this hell I feel Emptiness is filing me To the point of agony Growing darkness taking dawn I was me, but now He's gone No one but me can save myself, but it to late Now I can't think, think why I should even try Yesterday seems as though it never existed Death Greets me warm, now I will just say good-bye

My logic is not just about him, but shouldn't we be adding free agents that have some sort of upside to him? I'm also saying that our minor league talent is so weak that we need it restocked, this is all my opinion. And I see no one that jumps out and screams in my face that is really that good other than Sweeney, Bullard, Anderson and BMac... This is all my opinion, okay? So I don't need to be b****ed at about something so little as this minor re-signing. Thats all.

I'm about winning now, I'm sorry if you feel differently...

I think we are putting too much emphasis on a catcher and not enough emphasis on the middle infielder that we seek. I really like Burke, I don't care what you say, but I think he's a stud when he's on...and I really can't see breaking with 3 catchers, so I'd think a flip flop of Burke and Davis would be pretty decent. Where do we usually stick our catchers in the lineup anyway? No. 9. And usually I'd say we expect .260 out of them. And thats good, I think... But until Harris proves he can play with the big guys in the MLB, I doubt we can say he's our every day go to guy...

13.50 ERA... I mean yeah, thats for 1 game, but still, if he can't get people out, why is he worth our time? Just to stock the minors?

Open your eyes is wayyy over played.

I want the old Metallica music again, they were the best compared to now...

Thanks a lot, now you work for me! Wish I could have read this while I was waiting for presents this morning...the most boring time in the world is when your waiting! Did Jason screw something up?

bertucci's and or the bullpen sports bar...

Today might have been the day in which I started my banning last year of soxtalk for 6 months. Boy was I a hustle back then...

Not me though, right, i know you hate me...

Thank Boyer for this.