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Colson hits the ball so damn hard.

The bullpen didn’t give up 9.

Incredible.

They are up 6-0 to the Cubs. Why are you doing this?

The one that’s been pretty good as of late?

Smart to leave him in.

Man some of you need to grow a pair. Sox owns these dweebs now.

Man even that out was a rocket.

That ball boy also looked like a failed Vargas clone.

This is your ace, Cubs? Good luck.

You know what. Keep Robert. WIN THE DIVISION NEXT YEAR.

Monty just put his dick on the table, actually.

Monty is playing.

Trade Houser right now.

Yeah they got that in really damn quick.

I like that all 3 outs were made by old geeks.

He is cranking that adductor.

Rope a double, Sosa.

STOP TRYING TO SELL ME ON THINGS, JOHN!

That was a fucking bomb.

The Sox are in no hurry to trade Houser? What the f*** are you talking about?

He leaned into that. Toss him out of the league.

I only know of 1 player of that happening with, and it was because his wife wanted to stay on the east coast.

This is going to be a huge Colson series. He will enter White Sox lore forever.

Because you give him money or an extra year that another team won't.