Road Mrs. Colon

Lavisher have a Failure vibe but they do their own thing

I was sitting behind the dugout for that Arizona game with the back to back to back dingers. Colson went 2-5 double, homer, 2 K. He looked absolutely pissed after striking out for the second time in the 8th when they were up by 6. Still seemed a little bothered when he took the field. It was awesome to see him care about striking out with two hits on the day and his team up by 6. I can't imagine any player from the last rebuild having that reaction. Said player would have walked back to the dugout, texted his current instagram ho and never thought about that strikeout again. Also, that was the game with the Antonacci in the park home run and needless to say the dugout went fuckin bonkers after that. Then I teared up a little and my husband thought I was bonkers haha

Hoping for a beatdown today that'll make Benetti cry on-air. Let's go!!!!!

That was fun!!!!! The bunt worked!!!!!

Day game wins are great! Who knew? I'm buzzing hard and haven't even started drinking yet

So awesome to see them be patient, not swing at junk and not get hurt running to first base

f*** yeah!!!! Great timing for this fun one too! A lot more games against the central coming up and the guys seemed like they were starting to play a little tight

The pope might have had something to do with that win. More often than not we lose that one

Hell Yeah!!

Are they playing Michael Myers music when there's two strikes now?

Wow Buxton didn't score! Let's go!

I wonder if they're just keeping him around until the Teel/Quero bobblehead. Sounds dumb but it also seems like something they would do

No more west coast at least. Let's hope someone went to a five below or wherever Jerry's budget allows and got Vargas some shades

John really wants Gordon to take his shirt off haha

Who needs homers? Let's go!!!!

That sub-headline is funny. I feel seen. Also just wanna say I've been creeping on this site since 2022 because I fucking hated that team so much and needed people who understood. Thanks everybody for keeping me sane. It's been a lot cheaper than therapy

I love how many different nicknames he has. I prefer to call him the second half of his last name "Notchie" with an exaggerated Chicago accent

Dropped $100 on them to win the division a few weeks ago when it was +2000. Think I mostly did it because I was offended that they had Minnesota +900 but I'm starting to believe it's possible

Didn't think Taylor had the stones to be a closer but I love being wrong. Even threw his curve for a strike a few times after that awful first one

Bros out in right field made me think of

Same here. I still play Baseball Stars every once in a while. Didn't have real players but you could at least try to recreate your favorite team with names and stats if you felt like it

Haha thanks. Good old RBI baseball on the NES. And yeah i hope so. Hopefully Sam will respond well after last night's questionable performance

Win or lose let's hope to see better energy from the guys tonight. Let's go!

https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/48571496/mlb-2026-pete-crow-armstrong-chicago-cubs-pca-production Feel like this bs article needs to be parodied now more than ever. PCA vows to cut down on telling b****** to suck his d*** after talking to a little league dad