Road Mrs. Colon

Sounds fucked up man. Sorry

Media lied about the "victim" having a skull fracture too. Useless fucks. Do some fucking research. Nope, just gotta sensationalize everything to get clicks. I don't think I'd want Bauer on this team, but I think he got a bad rap

Hell yeah! I know we wanted the win yesterday, but if we can keep winning series, we'll be in good shape RIP Jennifer Finch

Hey, I actually have access to this one on the app I pay for! What a concept haha. Hoping the break did wonders for Davis who looked like he needed some rest and some work on his mechanics. Let's go!

I might be in the minority, but I liked the drunk uncle version of Plesac better than the toned down version we're getting this year. Would have gotten old if he announced the whole season, but I thought it was fun for a three game series. Bill Walton vibes without going off the deep end. But I get why they told him to tone it down. Probably shouldn't be saying Louie Roberts the Second or whatever he called him haha

Gonna start the second half off right with a banger from MVP Baseball 2005! Sucks Iguchi wasn't in the game but it's my favorite baseball game of all time. Also, I couldn't find the version of the song I remember. I swear it went right into "I've got a funny little feeling" after the intro but I could be wrong. I have lost a lot of brain cells since 2005 lol

More like Dueling Banjos

Thought about giving these lyrics the Weird Al treatment to try to make it about the Sox, but I forgot this song kinda sucks and it's probably not worth it haha

From a woman's perspective, both Jenny Cavnar and Jen Pawol(the female ump) are embarrassing. If you're going to break a "barrier" successfully you have to excel at your job. Neither come close. Imagine if Jackie Robinson sucked

I assume most of y'all who watch the opposing team's broadcast will be watching these games on mute 🤣

Yikes. 8 fucking pitches

Where's Beavis?

All I ask is for you guys to use Japan Standard Time for the thread when Mune comes back haha

Let's kick some fucking ass this week! Finish the first half strong boys! Let's go!

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Just found out the whole wild card round is on Peacock? What a bunch of bullshit. One more reason to get the 2 seed haha

My dad has insisted ever since it happened that he faked it because he was embarrassed of being so out. I'm just glad we don't have to watch Yaz struggle to play baseball anymore haha

Anybody got any good stories from Jacob's field?(f*** Flo) https://www.soxtalk.com/forums/topic/113386-white-sox-vs-guardians-820-510pm-cdt-cueto-vs-bieber/ I went to the 8/20/2022 game. We won. Johnny Cueto pitched a 5 hit 8.2 inning gem. Grandal got hurt on one of the worst sends of all time(more on that in a minute). Game had a long delay to start. So I was drinking and ranting about the team to my dad. I hated that 2022 team with a passion, and it's when I started creeping on this board. Felt like baseball purgatory. Anyway, a cleveland lady turns around and says "we're pretty miserable too. At least your team doesn't let all their good players walk. We never pay anybody." Then she went on a rant of her own. Rather than start a dumb argument about who has it worse I said, "fans of any team from the AL central are probably pretty miserable." Game was a pitchers duel. We were winning 1-0 in the 7th and Grandal hits a lead off double. We were all wondering why no pinch runner? Andrus gets a base hit and they send Grandal and we are already laughing at this point. Then he's out by a mile and goes down. There were two random White Sox fans sitting next to us and we were all just dying laughing. Because that play pretty much summed up the 2022 White Sox and all you could do was laugh or cry. Then I noticed all the cleveland fans had turned around and were gaping at us like we were monsters who celebrate our player getting hurt. But that one chick from earlier gave me a smile and a nod and said I see why you were complaining. So yeah, there might be some cleveland fans who think we are worse than yankees fans and it's partly my fault and I apologize haha. Anyway, we already had some terrible baserunning plays this series so we got that out of the way. Let's get Burke motivated by the ghost of Johnny Cueto and have him pitch a gem tonight!

Kinda hoping we get rained out tomorrow so the bullpen can rest. Split the doubleheader on Sunday and get our asses home

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Guess we're doomed to never score again whenever Sam hits a lead off homer? Please prove me wrong boys lol

Get the rally started Sam!

That one was good enough to get Alonzo

For real. Not sure if I've ever seen him throw a good sweeper to a righty until today