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Rooney and Farmer crack me the hell up. "MB is pitching like he has his car parked in the middle lane of the Dan Ryan."

QUOTE(Wedge @ Apr 15, 2005 -> 10:00 PM) Is death an option? Damn you!!!!!! I was gonna say that.

QUOTE(gettysburg32 @ Apr 16, 2005 -> 01:27 PM) LOL @ DJ's pitiful HR call & Paulie's curtain call. PK 2, Seattle 0 Hawk must have fallen asleep in the s***ter again.

Ok. Every once in a while I have to admit I made a mistake. The Tigers are not the Biggest, Baddest .500 team ever assembled.....They are the biggest, baddest LOSING team ever assembled. Hell, even KC beat em tonight.

QUOTE(rudylaw @ Apr 15, 2005 -> 08:53 PM) Johnny Garland was on a mission tonight. Awesome outing!!!!!!!!!!

QUOTE(IlliniKrush @ Apr 15, 2005 -> 07:57 PM) Did NOT appear tonight. Hats off to Jon. I wasn't able to see the game due to it being on WCIU, but hell of a job buddy. Keep it up. Excellent effort. Go Jon!!!!!!! Looking at that thread title I was about to bring the hammer down on you..........but its all good. GO SOX!!!!!

Hermanson is the closer from now on. If Ozzie uses Shingo for anything else but serving chop suey from now on he's a moron.

Shingo is f***ing sorry. He can't face more than 1 batter without getting rocked.

A little rough the last innning but still a fine outing for Garland tonight. Lets finish up this win and go on to tomorrow.

Pinero has some serious control issues tonight. We gotta take advantage.

QUOTE(qwerty @ Apr 14, 2005 -> 10:59 PM) Gload? Or did you mean borchard the whole time? It was Gload at first then Borchard got dragged into the equation.

QUOTE(3E8 @ Apr 14, 2005 -> 10:29 PM) He's a career .300 hitter in both the minors and the majors. Don't forget the Mexican Leauge.

QUOTE(qwerty @ Apr 14, 2005 -> 10:16 PM) Wtf is wrong with gload now? So he had a s***ty swing tonight but he still managed to get a hit. He is our best guy off the bench for us and would definitely be solid for us given playing time every day. You're not going to sit there and tell me with a straight face that Gload can handle being the DH. Are you?

QUOTE(Jabroni @ Apr 14, 2005 -> 09:55 PM) Good question. Gotta love a reliever who's wild and walks alot of guys. :headshake The only thing that's saving him a roster spot is that he's a lefty and he can come on in long relief. Long relief? Like tonight? I guess he was just biding his time while 3 runs scored until he felt like.

QUOTE(Jabroni @ Apr 14, 2005 -> 09:53 PM) "Are you sure you want the answer to that?" Forget I asked. :rolly

QUOTE(Jabroni @ Apr 14, 2005 -> 09:04 PM) If Carl has to miss a few games with his injury, maybe Rowand will be put into the #3 spot. Gload could DH and bat lower in the lineup... LF Podsednik 2B Iguchi CF Rowand 1B Konerko DH Gload RF Dye C Pierzynski 3B Crede SS Uribe Jesus christ, can't we do better than Gload for a DH?

QUOTE(Jabroni @ Apr 14, 2005 -> 08:55 PM) He's hitting .226 right now but I'm sure he will be below the Mendoza Line after tomorrow night. Credepopsitup. Get it right......its the CREDE line.

One little typo. Jeez I wont hear the end of this one forever. LOL!

QUOTE(Jabroni @ Apr 14, 2005 -> 08:49 PM) "remaned" That;s awesome. Make one where Crede pops up and yells curse words as he mopes back to the dugout.

This guy is this years Royce K-Layton. He gets to play no matter how bad he sucks, no matter how many times the ball sticks in his glove and no matter how many times he pops up. Its crazy.

QUOTE(Nokona @ Apr 14, 2005 -> 08:07 PM) I'm telling you guys Crede is starting to get hot. Joe Crede = Royce K-Layton.

QUOTE(nitetrain8601 @ Apr 14, 2005 -> 07:36 PM) Remaned??? And the only thing that blows is this thread. Details, Details LOL :finger

Thanks a lot Cotts you turd. You wait till you give up 3 runs before you start pitching like you mean it. Asshole!

Cotts f***ing blows too.

QUOTE(WHarris1 @ Apr 14, 2005 -> 07:22 PM) Dear Mr. Cotts, Please bridge us to the 6th inning scoreless. That would be a huge life if you get out of this inning without giving up a run. Nah, he'll just walk a mofo who's trying to bunt. Moron!