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Oh s***. Clear the roads!

Who do you replace either of those 2 with? Konerko replaced by??? Skirt??? Lets not go there again. Lee replaced by??? Maybe Rowand? Could he move to left and get it done? There's no way he could ever be as stylish as Lee ever was though.

My first road mishap was in '98. I was driving in a snowstorm down Ogden Ave. My tires skidded on the snow and I hit this Sport Ute from behind. I barely scratched the paint on his vehicle while mine has 2000 bucks worth of damage. OUCH!!! Nobody hurt though.

That kills me too. Here's this huge fatass person in front of me ordering an extra large fatbomb meal and a diet soda. I have to laugh at people like that, I just cant help it.

That's a big seller amongst ex-military and folks looking for some action without joining the military and those who want to make some big bucks. The security people there make a minimum of 100K tax free & I can only imagine what the people with engineering or construction skills get.

Only one thing I can say to that one..... Payback is a motherf***er.

MARA-JIM-WANA IS BAD MMMMMMMMMKAY SAY POO INSTEAD OF s*** MMMMMMKAY

They're certainly rare enough.

That's "STEAMING WILLIE HARRIS" for ya. He's playing to stay in the Bigs.

Even when he gets saves they usually are accompanied by a heart attack or 4. He is certainly not "Lights out" like a real closer needs to be. If he doesn't get there he's not going to be able to get it done.

You cant forget the Coasters or Little Richard. They were awesome.

Carlos Lee Seriously, how is there any comparison between a roid freak who is always and I mean ALWAYS crying to the media and a legend like Ted Williams. Come on now!

Who has been trying to justify what happened there? Not me nor any of the other "hawks" here, certainly nobody in the administration, so who then?

Where are you guys meeting up at?

"Oh hey dad, me and Jenny here are just going to go upstairs and study."

I4E breaks the ice with this little gem.

Keenan was the only man with enough balls to stand up to Dollar Bill & that's why he got fired. Never again will Dollar Bill allow someone who isint a total yes man to work in his organ-i-zation.

While the ultimate responsibility for this mess lies squarely at the feet of Donald Rumsfeld it is by no means a problem of his creation. Those "soldiers" in the photos claim they are being set up and that they were just reluctantly following orders. Lets look at their defenition of "reluctantly following orders. -In all the photo's PFC England is seen as smiling as though what she's doing is funny including the one where she's pointing at an Iraqi man's genitals and laughing. -Or how bout the one where England is seen in front of a pile of naked Iraqi's with a big wide grin on her face with her buddy standing behind like he's "the s***". I give the "soldiers" in question most of the blame for this mess because they knew damn well that what they were doing was wrong, so what did they do? Did they report it? Did they refuse to obey? Nope, they made a big joke out of it and took photos for the folks back home to see. They looked like they were enjoying themselves pretty well and now they are crying about being scapegoats. That isint gonna fly with me or too many other folks outside their own families. There was one soldier who had some integrity and reported it to the CID and that's why the abusers are being punished and we're having this whole conversation.

I heard he may be on the block too. That'd be a good move to help shore up the rotation cause Cotts aint ready.

Along those same lines. Last season I was at a game with my dad and my uncle sitting in the LF bleachers. I think it was the 7th inning or so, the Big Skirt hit a 3 run bomb to put the Sox ahead for keeps and the ball landed about 2 rows in front of me. I saw it roll around on the stairs and as I started after it 4 fat guys ( and I never saw fat people move that fast before ) jumped out of their seats and pounced on it. My potential souviner was trapped under about 200,000 lbs of blubber. Sigh.

That argument you made is unf***withable. Very nicely put.

Therein lies his problem. Griffey is now totally injury prone while Maggs has been a rock in the lineup. Pass

Make Billy Botch the water boy and sew the Big Skirt's lips shut.

WMD my arse. From the looks of things lately those bats couldn't hurt anybody.