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Seven Dollar Ballpark Frank Made From The Finest Hog Anuses SAN DIEGO--Safeco Park vendors defended their decision to charge seven dollars for a hot dog yesterday, claiming that the franks were made from the “finest hog anuses” money can buy. “You pay more because we use the best ingredients,” said Michael Wilson, president of AMG Foods, which handles the vending at San Diego’s new ballpark. “The hog anuses you are eating come from the finest hogs in the land. The cow tongues, intestinal tracts, and various other meat byproducts are absolutely top-of-the line. Seven dollars is the absolute minimum we can charge, believe me.” Wilson also defended his high-priced bottled water, claiming that it makes all other water “taste like steaming dogs***.”

I agree along that line. Don't drop half price night totally on Tuesdays. Make just the upper deck tickets half price on Tuesdays. That hopefully keeps the "riff-raff" farther away from the field (so that it is less likely that there will be an on-the-field incedent again), and also it keeps the extra 10,000 walkups needed to keep the attendence up.

Jose can and should play 3b if Crede is packaged in a deal. The question is: would he be willing to?

Does PacMan have an eating disorder?

Michigan auto insurance rates suck. I have an older car right now... so I just have no-fault on it (basic coverage). It is still costing me: (at 31 yrs old, no accidents or tickets) $432 for six months. It's bulls*** is all I can say about that. :fyou

Black alternate baby!

I read correctly.. did you? I asked if he TODAY should be considered "oft-injured".

I wonder, how much Valentin has been injured since he has been on the Sox? "Oft-injured" doesn't seem to apply to him as much as maybe it used to.

Something should only sadden you if it causes death or severe physical injury to someone. I doubt the world will end because people aren't PC 24/7.

http://www.soxtalk.com/index.php?showtopic...30entry255869 Looks to me like Loaiza has been shopping at the "Country-fried House of Yikes!" now.

I think they should play music from Deliverance whenever Koch comes out of the Florida bullpen.

Hey, if you made it 16 teams where it would have made more sense, I would have stayed in. I'm not a quitter.. I left because I made two requests and was blown off on both. If I am going to be ignored, I can be ignored by myself thanks.

All Aussies say "crikey" all the time like Steve Irwin.

I remember one of his 1st ESPN commercials... He's doing "highlight voiceovers" to a Griffey homer. "It's never iffy when it's Griffey!" "No, that blows."

NO KUDOS FOR YOU! Until either of them is officially with the Sox.

I think Freddy Garcia has been better than Buehrle too.

I was six years old.. wanting chocolate milk and recess instead of plain milk and math problems.

"Boy Band Demolition Night" Backstreet is Bashed! N'Sync is Nullified! 98 Degrees is Destroyed!

SP: B RP: C Offense: A- Defense: B- Manager: B The relief other than Shingo and Marte has been inconsistant. The starters are only at a B because of Loaiza's slow descent but the acquiring of Fraddy kept them out of the C range. I almost want to give the offense a B because of their inconsistencies (hot one moment, cold the next) but they are so high up in the hitting catagories that they deserve at least a low A. Defense has been good, not great. (Gload in RF, overall defensive mediocrity) Ozzie gets a B because they are in first place, but he is too loyal to the players to a fault at times and he is still making rookie mistakes. Overall, they get a solid B from me. If the team can achieve a better record than the AL wild card team by the end of the season, they deserve at least an A-.

I thought gongs were more of a Chinese thing.

Sorry, Shingo is staying. And.. this guy is happier than most that he is!

I think you mean Japanese.

Derek Jeter will pitch from his shortstop position.

Wunsch and Munoz would be okay with me to trade for Eddie.

Yeah, JR is too cheap to pay for the plane ticket.