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Brian, your photo says: "I

QUOTE (Steve9347 @ May 4, 2010 -> 12:52 PM) Is that the going rate for matinee these days? You couldn't pay me money to step inside a movie theater during the day, let alone on a day like today, so I haven't paid matinee prices in years. It depends on the theater. If you go to the one near you, it's $8.00. http://www.amcentertainment.com/Yorktown/

QUOTE (witesoxfan @ May 4, 2010 -> 11:57 AM) BABY, BABY, BABY OHHHH BABY, BABY, BABY NOOOOO

Jones

QUOTE (Heads22 @ May 4, 2010 -> 09:52 AM) This thread needs more Rally Bieber.

If Dirk leaves Dallas, Cuban will be all over Bosh.

QUOTE (Brian @ May 4, 2010 -> 09:37 AM) Lawrence Frank? God help me http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ldt1HqAycg haha! (NSFW language)

Or will it soon be "PlaySumFnJustinBieber"? http://chicago.whitesox.mlb.com/video/play...tent_id=7808393

How did the pixie cut fit under the cap? http://chicago.whitesox.mlb.com/video/play...tent_id=7808393

Win

QUOTE (Thunderbolt @ May 3, 2010 -> 05:37 PM) That Ozzie Guillen. He's a man of his word. Sure he is, but the word changes every few days.

Oz himself said that Pierre would be back leading off in a few days when they interviewed him yesterday. My how time flies!

Sqwert, I just told Ozzie to make Rios the leadoff hitter. We'll see how it goes.

QUOTE (GoSox05 @ May 3, 2010 -> 03:51 PM) Oh boy. INCOMING!!!!

wa-la?

That second one is lame.

QUOTE (Milkman delivers @ May 3, 2010 -> 01:56 PM) Going entirely off of their names, that has to be the sissiest catching duo ever. I thought about that too when I was writing it.

The first two Mummy movies, School Ties, Bedazzled, and Blast From The Past were all good.

Konerko

QUOTE (Benchwarmerjim @ May 2, 2010 -> 09:17 AM) Joe Mauer missed last nights game with a bruised heel. he'll miss todays game too. there is panic in Twins Territory QUOTE (BigSqwert @ May 2, 2010 -> 09:18 AM) They'll probably plug in a no-namer named Jim Kowalksi who'll go 4-5 today. QUOTE (Benchwarmerjim @ May 2, 2010 -> 11:27 PM) Mauer's replacement today Wilson Ramos had 4 hits, the fist time a catcher making his debut had 4 hits since like 1900 Whoa. Good call Sqwert.